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Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


irrelevant -


TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


CTHULU FOR PRESIDENT - With the current set of presidential hopefuls...what have we got to lose?


TAGS: political
Rating: 2.43/5

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AXL - April 11, 2009, 1:57 am
I may agree with anon, but I rather vote for him as president of the Earth.
That One Guy - March 30, 2009, 10:16 pm
"What have we got to lose?"! Our collective sanity.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 31, 2009, 9:08 am
We get it, anonymous, you're a big racist mean badass and have archly sarcastic opinions and you think no one understands you and you hate the USA. It's been done.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:11 pm
I'd vote for him. It would be the greatest thing to happen to everyone... that is if he kills everyone.
Overlord Douchebag - November 15, 2008, 10:08 pm
I wasn't even IN this election, though I'm glad DetectiveArcher realized how bad-ass the American people would appear by voting me in...Even though I kinda rule over the entire cosmos already.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 4:46 pm
But Sarah Palin is running for VICE President!
DetectiveArcher - September 25, 2008, 2:38 pm
As Americans, one of the big fears our voters have is appearing weak to foreign powers, right? What better way to show how bad a** we are than electing a Being whose mere presence would blast the sight from your eyes and reason from your thoughts?
anony mouse - July 18, 2008, 12:28 am
CTHULHU!
... - July 15, 2008, 2:41 am
Um, your life? Or am I in Captain Obvious territory? Sorry Cap.
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:09 am
your dignity


$42,000,000,000.00 SHORTFALL -


TAGS: political illegal immigrants
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Please refrain from discussing politics here. We do not allow it anymore. However, there is a great deal to be seen and said on our sister site: politifake.org - thank you!
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:47 pm
True very True Arizona has the right idea ty for the reality check 5/5
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
our borders from the invasion of those who refuse to obey the law and enter this country legally.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 7:01 pm
Sandwiches, I don't know what dream world you live in but illegals in CA get massive amounts of entitlement program dollars and they are milking the system dry along with Am. citizens milking entitlments programs. The blame lies on DC for not protecting
Haarakkon - September 20, 2009, 12:39 pm
Shhh. Don't let my secret out. INS might catch me and start making me pay for my food.
sandwiches - September 20, 2009, 7:35 am
Because illegals can get free college education, free food, welfare, or non-emergency free medical care. Oh wait, they can't. Nah. Don't shift the blame, dear wannabe patriots. The blame rests firmly on irresponsible American citizens milking the system.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:43 am
I haven't been to the VA yet, but I'll tell you that the service some on active duty gets sucks. They slow rolled my initial diagnosis so much that my problem has deginerated into a major issue that could need surgery.
Jmac0585 - May 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Healthcare costs would go through the floor IF hospitals were treated like any other business, and allowed to serve only those that could pay. If the Govt wants a Govt run hospital that treats anyone, fine with me. Ask the vets about the V.A. Hospitals.
WTFO - May 21, 2009, 12:37 am
Not to redirect the conversation too much (back towards the actual poster), but did anyone else hear that Barney Frank is proposing a bill that the Federal Govt bail out CA's debt? The state bones their budget and the other 49 have to pay for it!
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:51 pm
Either???
Sean - May 20, 2009, 10:47 pm
Lawyers ... only hired by other ... lawyers? Wait, that can't be right. It must be all those lawyers they put on the juries, then ... no, somethin's not right about that either.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:43 pm
Although I tend to be a "Rabid Republican" I don't believe that EVERYTHING the ACLU does is bad. But much of what they do goes against common sense.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:39 pm
You were starting to worry me there. I thought maybe you were going all ACLU on me.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
....you guessed it, a mole hill.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:30 pm
I totally agree. I'm just rambling on. Most of the cost of medical care is due to the high cost of medical malpractice insurance. Juries are constantly awarding large sums of money to undeserving plaintiffs because some lawyer make a mountain out of a...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:26 pm
social structures, maybe doctors wouldn't have to charge nearly as much as they do.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 10:22 pm
Mark, it's a moot point. I absolutely agree that we need people in all of these professions. Where I differ is that I don't feel we need quite so d*** many. Let the lawyers build a commune, who feeds them? And if we reduced the h** coffee lawsuits in our
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:15 pm
Soldiers are necessary to protect and defend. Unfortunately they have become a tool of politicians and an extension of their will.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
...continuances because at one time they were in the same place.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:13 pm
I think doctors have found that as long as the insurance money keeps coming in, they can keep a person alive. I've seen hundreds of lawyers keep asking for a continuance only because they hadn't been paid yet. Judges, being lawyers themselves, grant...
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
We need lawyers...we need doctors...and we need soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 10:09 pm
Sean - Are you trolling me?
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:49 pm
Doctors (in the West) have learned that there is no profit in curing illness.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 9:44 pm
I don't advocate the elimination of lawyers. I only think there are far more of them than is necessary. My niece (a lawyer) is employed, seemingly, only to create employment for other lawyers.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 9:41 pm
Speaking of self-perpetuating professions ... I merely mention: soldiers.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know that having a 75 percent cut in doctors would be a good idea. It would drive up the cost of the remaining 25 percent just because they would be in greater demand. I've seen a lot of poor lawyers over the years but never a poor doctor.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:35 pm
But then on the other hand, if it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need lawyers. They are a self perpetuating profession. The only good lawyer is the one that's representing you at the time. In some cases even that's debatable.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 9:25 pm
As the famous remark by the plotter of treachery in Shakespeare's King Henry VI shows - "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," - the surest way to chaos and tyranny even then was to remove the guardians of independent thinking.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
We need about a tenth of what we have now for lawyers, at best. Too many frivolous lawsuits and shysters, by far.
BoneCD - May 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
A friend of mine is an emergency med Doc and he told me that 80% of the test that he runs is because the Hospital demands it to cover their a** from law suites. *gasp* no ****!!!
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:19 pm
*gasp* a tenth of the lawyer's what? Just asking, not out of any self interest or anything ....
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:20 pm
Absolutely. Medical malpractice insurance is ridiculously expensive, too. Somewhere along the line we became a nation of finger-pointers and lawsuit-happy sociopaths. I think the real solution is to have a quarter of the doctors and a tenth of the lawyers
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
...when your in a hospital, there is absolutely no reason they should charge you $25.00 for an aspirin.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm
I agree that the cost of Healthcare is way out of line but if you think it's expensive now, just wait until it's free. Doctors should be paid well to compensate for their initial cost of medical school and also for their acquired healing talents. But...
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:06 pm
healing people, but in making money. Is this a trait of Western medical treatments and philosophies, or is it a relatively new development unique to the US? I tend to think there's a little of both at the root of the issue.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
The problem with our system, IMHO, is the absolutely ridiculous cost of it, not the service provided. Some might say that the years dedicated to education have to be paid for, but the bottom line is that the healthcare industry is no longer intersted in
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Jmac - That's why I can't understand all this BS about National Healthcare. No one is ever turned away from an American Hospital. If you have Health Insurance, great. If not, they treat you anyway. If you're illegal, I think the govt. pays faster.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:40 pm
Thanks LD.
Jmac0585 - May 19, 2009, 12:18 pm
My wife is an ER nurse. When the "Swine Flu" broke, she said that had a "Hispanic Panic." Apparently when any bad medical news hits, the non-insured (read: illegal) hit the ER. "Soy sano, yo estoy preocupado de la gripe de puercos." You pay for it, CA!
LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 10:59 am
5 Green-card-carrying Lions Mark!
culos - May 19, 2009, 10:10 am
The Netherlands has a fair share of immigrants as well but we went one better. Anyone that wants to settle here has to learn a bit of our language and culture and pass a test before they are admitted.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:35 am
typo: mad = made missing word: "looking FOR a better..."
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:33 am
The United States is a country mad up of immigrants. I would welcome with open arms anyone looking a better life who comes here legally, works and pays taxes, learns to speak English, and then works toward gaining full citizenship.
Mark - May 19, 2009, 9:30 am
The difference is that my family, and presumably yours, came to our countries legally. They worked for everything they got. Mine learned to speak English and paid taxes. Illegals do none of the above yet reap the benefits of my tax dollars.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
That's very true. In fact I worry about who might be coming over our border all the time. I just think those people want a better life just like your family and mine did when they came to north america.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:17 pm
So they didn't have laws and see what happened? Now we have immigration laws but we don't enforce them. We leave the borders open and reward illegals with welfare. A nation without border control isn't much of a nation at all.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:12 pm
No doubt the native Canadians would agree that there were no need for immigration laws until the Europeans arrived.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 10:55 pm
It seems that all of the below comments hit the nail on the head with the exception of the first one. Canuck - It seems to me that Lief Erickson, Chris Columbus, et al, complied with the immigration laws of the time. Now let's ask the native Canadians.
know_it_all - April 22, 2009, 4:08 pm
Obama doesn't care if we can afford it. He hates this country. Hence his refusal to salute our Flag and his attendence to a radical church run by an anti-American kook. It's why he closed Gitmo. It's also why he picked Joe Biden as his VP
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
get them voting rights so they can retain power indefinitely.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:36 am
Mark, do you mean to say that paying for millions of people who have no legal right to be in the US caused CA too much money? Does that mean the Obama entitlement state could do the same thing on the national level? I guess Dems don't care as long as they
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:03 am
Calling you a Canadian Moron would be an insult to morons everywhere.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:40 am
Ask any native american and he will tell you there are about 300 million illegal immigrants in his country.


POLITICAL UNREST SPREADS THROUGH OUT THE GALAXY. -




COMRADE OBAMA -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.04/5

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MO - February 25, 2010, 2:14 pm
You've been here long enough Todd. Faceplant isn't telling you anything new.
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 2:13 pm
Hey todd lets not do the whole political comments here. Starts a whole bunch of shiot that is not wanted here. Save it for politifake
todd snyder - February 25, 2010, 2:04 pm
I believe a ph**o of Obama's face ph**oshopped with the emperor's body from the "Emperor's New Clothes" would be fitting.Obama is the only one who believes in Obama, the rest of the world has blown him off as a fool. America will recover in 2012.Go Sarah!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:33 pm
But I am not commenting specifically on this poster. I actually like this one. Mark did something different with the format and found a very interesting quote. This qualifies in my book as a legitimate poke in the ribs, so to speak.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 9:29 pm
I actually like it when my comments are ignored. I take it as a vistory of sorts. But I appreciate your commitment to humour on this site MO. And political stuff can be funny, but far too often it's just belly-aching. Just lame whininess. Sad.
MO - August 30, 2009, 7:41 pm
Hate when a timmy crop dusts and then as soon as someone has something to say, or calls him out, they disappear. Doesn't care to engage someone in a conversation and will probably never see this or my previous comments. ILB that's you bud. I won't bite.
MO - August 30, 2009, 7:20 pm
*I'd like a do over...on my ovrer*
MO - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Holy crap! You've converted me!! All of a sudden all I can think of is POLITICS!! My ability to do anything other than think about a subject that I have NO CONTROL OVRER is gone!!! TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
who don't have a lick of funny. So you're doing great though! As far as f***all that you seem to think is going to come from your nonsensical blah blah blah.....do you get paid to spam random sites? Well you'll be happy to know that it's working.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 7:12 pm
Well...ILB! Another polititimmy who thinks that by spamming a comedy site with a 1,000 pointless comments, that he's gonna change our political stance. Or do you think that you're gonna save the world?? You are just 1 more in a looong line of morons...
ILB - August 30, 2009, 7:04 pm
True communism has NEVER existed on this planet. True democracy has only existed twice, the ancient Greeks and Pirates.
WTFO - May 28, 2009, 12:36 am
And you are a ***k with no position to defend, just an ignorant drive-by attack. Piss off!
Mark tis a fool - May 27, 2009, 5:57 pm
I was thinking of another way to say, "You're an idiot," but then I realized that you're too stupid to appreciate originality. So... you're an idiot.
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:19 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:36 pm
Commies are Commies. They're like turds. Some stink more than others.
MightyRuss - March 29, 2009, 1:36 am
I rely admire u fite style
HAHA - March 28, 2009, 8:35 pm
There's some change for ya.
Sniperzoo - March 24, 2009, 8:48 pm
Not many believers of socialism respect Krushchev. Now Engels, Marx, and Guevara.... those were real communists.
Toussaint - February 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
A person who belittles people who don't agree with him, threatens to 'call them out' if they disagree with him, uses scare tactics into getting what he wants. He's doing what other socialist & communist leaders couldn't do.
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:02 am
TRUE
Mark - January 23, 2009, 9:20 am
Thanks...I try.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 23, 2009, 12:51 am
"then close the cold war window" OMG, that is the greatest comeback ever. Kudos to you, and deservedly so. If anyone's going to zing me, I hope it's that funny. Thanks for a very good laugh out loud. :)
Mark - January 22, 2009, 1:29 pm
MWLF - "Brrr," then close the cold war window. The quote was submitted as being prophetic. The light and the end of the tunnel just might be a train. I'm going to wait before I start running toward it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:04 am
Wow, a Khruschev quote. Can America stand up to the Soviet might of 1959? Gee whiz, we'll all be driving Ladas by 1963 at this rate. Why couldn't we re-elect Premier Gyorgi Bushev? or Uncle Josef Plumbski? Brrrr, it's getting stupid in here!
Elder God Douchebag - January 18, 2009, 1:17 am
..The hell? "Joe the Plumber" was the first person who said it..I'm not even..What?
Sean - January 18, 2009, 1:02 am
Debating tip #17: Quote Khrushchev whenever possible. Or do you not want to win the debate and get laid?!?
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:42 pm
It's okay, LogicDude. Like I said, I'm done. Let him scream into the wind. Nobody with any sense is listening.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
*Sniff* *sniff* Anyone else here smell smoke? I'm outta here! Initiate bunker lock-down!!!
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:40 pm
The guy stating Obama has socialist policies was OBAMA. I'm not starting again with you EGD. You have idiotic positions and only use name calling to defend them. I'm done with you!
Elder God Douchebag - January 17, 2009, 11:36 pm
Again, he's not Socialist. The guy who said it was found to have not paid a fair bit of his taxes. Plus he was fat and bald, so f*ck him.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 10:58 pm
This man will be a large dose of socialism.
Charles - January 17, 2009, 7:32 pm
*yawn*


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

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funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
THEY BEST ALL BE THERE TO MAKE ME SOME GODd***ED SAMMICHES!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Yep
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this **** is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - To the people who staged this photo: You forgot the redhead, and the dwarf and the aborigine and the fat kid,


TAGS: political correct
Rating: 4.89/5

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TheSanityInspector - October 20, 2012, 5:30 pm
And you're a h8r if you even try to guess if they remembered or forgot the g** person.


TECHNOLOGICAL DEPENDENCE -




POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus




HANG HANOI JANE FONDA -


TAGS: political treason traitor jane fonda
Rating: 3.44/5

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Fredric T - July 28, 2009, 10:01 am
But she gets away in that one Kind of a downer realy
Mark - March 21, 2009, 9:23 pm
If more people had voted for McCain we could be watching a public execution on pay-per-view tonight.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:38 pm
I saw one of those when I deployed last year. I always chose that urinal, then some PC prick had it removed. I almost pity the sucker that had to peel it out of the urinal.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:46 pm
Deltabob - From what I've seen that's pretty much standard issue at every VFW, American Legion, and AMVETS, that I've ever been in.


THE ROAD TO ECONOMIC RECOVERY -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.21/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 2:34 am
Just out of curiosity, shouldn't this be on Politifake?
Mark - August 27, 2009, 12:42 pm
If it was a joke, then I apologize for not seeing the sarcasm.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:58 am
fyi it was a joke mark
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:58 am
no
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:04 pm
Sean - I think you would have the better chance of writing for Mr. Colbert. You're must closer to his wave length than I am. mrawesomo - go away and shut up.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 5:52 pm
I laughed at this Mark. Then I sternly gave it a 1! No I didn't. Funny and I love the style/format. Very nice. Do you think Colbert could use your talents?
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 9:05 pm
recovery already came it's name was the 2008 election.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Hope recovery comes sooner than later.
WTFO - March 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Outstanding poster. 5 tax-strapped lions, my friend.


OBAMANOMICS -


TAGS: if political then try to make it funny
Rating: 2.95/5

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WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't fault an equal opportunity political satirist. Don't worry about sounding arrogant. I've given enough indications that you can presume to know my opinions on what's funny or not.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:14 pm
p.s.: change "knew" to "thought" -- otherwise I sound like an arrogant prick. Bye.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks. Knew you'd like it ... however, just to be humorously by-partisan (or just an all-round unfunny a**hole) I did another one of this pic. Bye.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Excellent, Sean. 5 over-taxed lions.


THANKS JERRY -


TAGS: political
Rating: 2.63/5

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a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 2:58 am
I didn't know Nazi lesbian midget horse juggling bikini models were Democrats. WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME!
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:56 am
90% of welfare recipients have either been on or watch Jerry springer
aerofiend - February 21, 2009, 9:35 pm
I didn't realize white trash voted Democrat.
Mark - January 26, 2009, 10:51 am
OK Sean - We have a deal.
Sean - January 25, 2009, 12:22 am
... I quit pickin' on yer "Annie", as per your request. Take it easy.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 11:58 pm
LOL - I'll go for it, but what's the deal? What's in it for me?
Sean - January 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
Call her Annie to her face and if she doesn't reach down, disemball you, and try to cram one or both of your former testes down your throat, then we have a deal. Or you can ask her how Noah got all them dinosaurs onto his ark. Your choice, same deal.
Mark - January 24, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey...quit pickin' on Annie. I love her for more than her skinny legs. I just adore her mind. She has a firm grasp of politics and what's wrong in our country.
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:25 pm
one of them looks like Ann Coulter's more feminine sister -- that's right, I mean the dude in the middle.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 1:04 pm
Which one is the Douchebag?


FEMINISM -


TAGS: feminism political correctness women
Rating: 4.12/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 4:47 pm
I d*** near popped a bra strap...lmfao. Got a 5 from me.


CHANGING OF THE GUARD -




CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN - REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - February 28, 2009, 2:00 am
Wouldn't shock me, but I'll reserve judgement until the facts come out. There's enough proven corruption on the Dems, that there's plenty to point out until the truth is known. But if proven, I'll bash him too.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:47 am
Instead of paying tuition to their kid's school, they make charitable donations. I haven't been able to confirm anything but his reported address doesn't show up on the Cook County a**essor's public record.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:45 am
I've been getting some e-mails lately about Rahm Emanuel. They claim that Rahm hasn't paid any property taxes for the past 5 years. He had himself and his wife declared a charity organization and their house is a business expense of that charity.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 12:39 am
How many in his cabinet and party weren't paying their "fair share" when it was only under Bush's tax plan. Do you expect the con artists to pay more just because BHO says so?
Toussaint - February 27, 2009, 9:16 pm
I wonder how many in congress are making over $250K? Oh, dummy me. I'm sure they have loops holes to dodge paying BHO's tax hike.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:35 pm
When you get to Congress, it all turns into monopoly money. Never mind that Americans busted their a**es for that cash the govt took from their paychecks.


THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE - 1934 -


TAGS: political cartoon
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - April 22, 2009, 10:58 am
Yeah, I did know about that, actually. Wasn't a banner time on the 'ol homestead. The great-greats got hit harder in 1920 than they did throughout the Depression, believe it or not. Spanish Flu played no small part in that, to boot.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:50 am
Democrat. He spent Federal money to buy votes. He was strong in the South and weak in the West. So he ignored the South where he knew he would win anyway and spent money in the West to gain votes.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:47 am
dgbt - I a**ume that your question about a dictatorship stems from the little man in the corner of the cartoon. I think that FDR was well on his way to creating a dictatorship by running for a 3rd and then 4th term as president. He was the ultimate...
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:39 am
Editors Note: That last comment might be hard to see...it's dripping with sarcasm.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:38 am
Maybe BHO is aware of that too. After all, he did ask his cabinet to cut their budgets by 100 million.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:38 am
Haarakkon - Are you aware that the US slipped into a Depression in 1920? Probably not. It's not talked about much because President Harding fixed it quickly. He fixed it by cutting federal spending and cutting taxes. It was over by 1921.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:35 am
The point I was trying to make with Haarakkon was that FDR dealt with the Depression of the 30's and 40's the same way that BHO is trying to deal with this depression...by throwing money at it. FDR failed and so will BHO.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:30 am
Sean - I've searched WikiPedia and cannot find that reference. I even Googled "Poopy Head" and "Poopy Pants" to no avail. Sometimes I think you just make this stuff up.
dgbt - April 22, 2009, 9:40 am
I don't get it. When did we have a dictatorship?
Sean - April 21, 2009, 10:58 pm
editor's note: you can't see it real good but the last comment is: " . "
Sean - April 21, 2009, 10:57 pm
.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 10:57 pm
Uhmm, dudes, you obviously haven't been to Wikipedia in the last ten minutes. It NOW says that the Great Depression was "caused by two poopy heads named Mark and Haarakkon when they argued about it on Motifake." And you can quote me, I mean Wiki on that
Mark - April 21, 2009, 10:32 pm
OK...No need to Wiki that. I agree. We started to climb out of it in 1933. It started with the Stock Market Crash in 1929. The recovery started before FDR took office and then the economy crashed again in 1937. FDR's spending dug a deeper hole.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 10:11 pm
Great Depression recovery is generally agreed to have started in the Spring of 1933. Wiki it.
Mark - April 21, 2009, 10:08 pm
Why would you want to thank FDR? The thing that brought us out of the depression was World War Two. FDR was spending us deeper and deeper much the way that another certain democrat is doing now.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thank you, FDR!


POLITICALLY CORRECT - at its finest




POLITIFAKERS - "Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." ~Eugene McCarthy~


TAGS: pinky and the brain political satire narf
Rating: 3.3/5

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 1:13 pm
Nice!
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 10:32 am
Same thing we do every night Pinky. Try and take over the World!
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 10:11 am
So what are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?


CONSPIRACY THEORY -


TAGS: political humor
Rating: 2.67/5

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HAHA - April 7, 2009, 9:49 pm
Who Cares.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 6:07 pm
FYI - The other guy is Ilham Anas.


PLEASE BE P.C. -


TAGS: political correctness
Rating: 4.24/5

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PhxDebbie - June 15, 2010, 11:28 am
Besides I am pretty sure she has two.
Ed-Hyde - May 20, 2010, 7:49 am
But you could easily type out TOBA. TOBA! TOBA! TOBA! I'm gonna crawl back under my rock now. :)
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:46 pm
I'm not typing out 'That One bre***ed American' everytime I need to call on a mod.


THE ANSWER IS COMRADE OBAMA -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.02/5

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Woody - July 22, 2009, 11:13 pm
Net Pass and miss.
Sean - July 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
Owww! My hangover. Do you have to superficially appear to shout so much? And yes please ... chocolate if you have it. Thanks Comrade.
a name of no use - July 8, 2009, 4:49 am
Now that that's out of my system, who wants pudding pops?
a name of no use - July 8, 2009, 4:47 am
LOOK AT ME I'M TYPING IN CAPS, I AM SUPERFICIALLY LOUDER THAN EVERYONE EVEN THOUGH IT IS POINTLESS TO PRETEND I'M LOUD WHEN NOBODY CAN HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING ANYWAY! AMERICA RULES f*** THE COMMUNIST SOCIALIST DICTATOR DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT!!!!1!!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:24 pm
This catches the true image of Osama. Not My President. f***ING TYRANT and the biggest mistake in the U.S. f***ING COMMUNIST TERRORIST!
Azrael8814 - July 7, 2009, 7:21 pm
f*** OBAMA!
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:40 am
mooooo - The point I'm not missing is the one at the top of your head. If you don't see the Anti-Motivation in a poster with BHO's picture along with the hammer and sickle, you're as big a socialist as he is.
mooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:01 am
I think everyone is missing the point. And this isn't just a jab at mark....but how is this (or many others) A "Fake motivational poster"
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 2:55 pm
Nah. Honest mistake.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 2:15 pm
OK...thanks for the tip. I never looked at those instructions. I make my posters off line and then just use "upload existing." I'll try to use better Motifake form in the future. Will I have to bring up this sin in confession?
Fatty - February 13, 2009, 2:03 pm
Thank you Mark - is that what text is???=/ No, not what I meant. The lack of moti-poster form- "Missing title or subtext" - as stated on the create new poster page.
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 2:03 pm
He's just saying it's not done in the 'correct' format. You know, picture, then a title with some text to make it funny.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 1:54 pm
Fatty - What do you call those black letters on the red background? I call it text. Is that your biggest gripe? Should I have written the text under the picture? What's the problem? Are you color blind?
WTFO - February 13, 2009, 1:49 pm
BTW, source http://mjperry.blogspot.com/2008/08/tax-facts-of-day.html
WTFO - February 13, 2009, 1:49 pm
So can some great liberal mind please tell me again how the evil Republicans help the wealthy screw over the middle and lower income classes? No you can't because you all bought into the Liberal lies since you didn't look at the real numbers...
WTFO - February 13, 2009, 1:47 pm
Pres Bush gave everyone tax breaks which kept the economy strong for 6 yrs of his Presidency. Based on IRS's 2008 numbers the top1% of income earners paid 40% of all federal income tax, top 5% = 60%, top 10% = 70%, top 25% = 86%, top 50% = 97%, ...
Fatty - February 13, 2009, 1:09 pm
how did this poster even get approved? There is absolutely no text just an uploaded picture... c'mon admins
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 12:59 pm
Well, and I'm not claiming to pay attention to every little detail, here, from what I recall, Bush gave a lot of tax breaks to the wealthy. So..Yeah, if we're going to be equal, there's going to be people losing, and people gaining. If that makes sense.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 12:36 pm
No EGD, he's not bringing us newspapers. He's redistributing the wealth. Last time I looked, the Constitution said we were all created equal. The mesiah would prefer us all to be financially equal now and forever.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 10:27 am
Obama's bringing us newspapers? That's kind of a sweet deal, I guess.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 9:23 am
Thanks
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 12:03 am
Nice poster, Mark. Funny. 5 lions.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 7:49 pm
You're right...I've been saving all my man juice for you. Open wide and get ready to gargle.
Fucktard - January 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
The question is: Who is Mark ashamed to show his homo***ual lust for?


FREE TIBET! - ...with the purchase of any Tibet of equal or lesser value.


TAGS: political satire tibet
Rating: 2.44/5

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Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 11:45 am
It's funnier in shirt form. You suck.


THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls


TAGS: funny humor baseball non political
Rating: 3.73/5

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Liam - August 9, 2009, 11:18 am
Wow, I'm an idiot..."I hope this guy was wearing a cup" that's what I meant to type...fingers betrayed me again.
Liam - August 9, 2009, 10:57 am
Bonds used HGH not roids. Oh, and I hope this guy was where a cup.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 1:11 am
Definitely true, we'd need a BB for Bonds. Thanks for the praise.
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 12:11 am
If that was Bonds I'd say that 3rd ball was too big for roids...lol. Nice poster WTFO


OH BROTHER! -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.32/5

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mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
Do a chart with mothers next, so everyone can see the skanky b****es who spawned Clinton and Obama and made them the idiotic pus buckets they are today.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 11:00 pm
This is a perfect chart of genetics in action. Lower intelligence and social skills are shared among siblings (examples: Clinton, Obama, Carter), as are class and good judgment (example: Bush).
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
I was reading Hayek myself the other day...and by "Hayek" I mean "Salma" and by "reading" I mean "fapping to."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 12:52 am
Redundant? I think the word you're looking for is 'oxymoron'.
Sean - January 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
P.S. that wasn't a sh** at Conservatives ... I happen to enjoy reading William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman (proabably a libertarian rather than a Conservative), Hayek, and so forth.
Sean - January 11, 2009, 9:07 pm
""Brighter Conservatives" is redundant." Well I guess that makes about as much sense as anything else you've tried to say.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 8:15 pm
*cough cough* Neil *cough* Silverado *cough* Savings and Loan Fiasco *cough* *cough* (that last cough was because I have a cold)
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:52 pm
Georgy and Jeb both got into office solely because of their father, who was an idiot.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 1:09 pm
So you think anyone's siblings have anything to do with how that person might do their job? Jesus f***ing christ! What a lame idea!
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 12:25 pm
So you admit you're a Timmy. Fantastic, there's step one.
Porcelina - January 11, 2009, 11:53 am
...what does ones siblings have to do with anything?
Mark - January 11, 2009, 11:37 am
And by the way Douchebag, you're the only one I want to pay attention to me...and it's working.
Mark - January 11, 2009, 11:36 am
Hey Douchebag, you still haven't told me what a "Timmy" is. I can only a**ume I've been insulted by a Douchebag and that can't be all bad.
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 11:25 am
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy..Anything to make people pay attention to you, huh?
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:47 am
Bt the way Sean, "Brighter Conservatives" is redundant. Eat **** and die!
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:45 am
Obama wants to spread the wealth. Well charity begins at home. Don't you think this great humanitarian should do a little something for his brother George?
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:44 am
George Bush's brother however is the Governor of Florida and his father of course is a former US President.
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:43 am
Obama's brother lives in a shack in Kenya on one dollar a month.
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:42 am
Clinton's brother Roger was a drug addicted, convicted loser who Bill gave a pardon to before leaving office.
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:41 am
Carters brother Billy was a beer guzzling loser.
Mark - January 11, 2009, 10:40 am
Sean; I'm just trying to point out something that Liberals either don't know or don't care about. I'm tired of all the Bush bashing. Whatever his shortcomings, He's kept us from major attacks since 9/11.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
Mark, don't you have retarded little friends you can pal around with? Why do you bring this garbage here to Motifake? Yer making the brighter Conservatives look dumb.


GEORGE W. BUSH -


TAGS: obamanomics political posters suck
Rating: 3.08/5

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HtD - March 9, 2009, 5:18 pm
Is that Jeb in the corner?
Sean - March 9, 2009, 5:16 pm
Don't you watch the news, Culos? It's not like the bank has any money to steal, these days. So in answer to your question: "Because THAT"S where the money is." Bye.
Culos - March 9, 2009, 3:13 am
But why is that guy pointing his gun at poor George?????
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Sean - Boo...Hiss...I liked the other version better. HtD - What are you talking about? That's not a tree. It's a Bush.... I'll just leave it there.
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
He better not hurt that tree.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
These days, "relatively harmless" is a compliment for most folks.


GOTH/EMOS - They are coming...


TAGS: goth funny political
Rating: 1.29/5

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Greeny - January 7, 2012, 8:08 pm
h** h** h**!
superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 4:40 pm
Are you for real?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2012, 3:02 pm
Yeah we get it, you're the champion for goth rights on the internet.....shouldn't you be at h** topic pretending to have a life?
superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:43 pm
I hate people who think that goths and emos are the same.. f***ing noobs.
fuck - September 3, 2009, 8:36 am
THEY ARE ALREADY f***ING HERE
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
I highly suspect that the person who posted this is an apologetic.
[God] - April 4, 2009, 8:58 pm
Who gives a f***?
Porcelina - September 28, 2008, 3:49 pm
Black lipstick makes you goth now?
benny - September 11, 2008, 2:56 am
Lol Eddie Munster!
science is afoot - September 11, 2008, 12:44 am
TROLLING IS EASY! also it cut off my comment.
science is afoot - September 11, 2008, 12:41 am
lets compare the 2 cultures shall we, men of both groups wear makeup, both shop exclusively at h** topic, both have bad music that centers around themes such as blackness and deadness, both have reputations for bad poetry. oh and both are a product of you
m45trkllr - August 31, 2008, 4:55 am
The Goth scene has nothing to do with emo. Pull your head out of your a**!
Anonymous - August 9, 2008, 1:54 am
Unfortunately, Emos are a byproduct of punk and goth culture. They are the child that parents wanted to abort and are still trying to get rid of.
? - July 20, 2008, 3:09 pm
Maybe he meant Gotmos?
mojo - July 13, 2008, 7:08 pm
goth and emos are two different subcultures..f***tard.


MICROSOFT WORD - Now in a Politically Correct Format


TAGS: microsoft word politically correct format
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:09 pm
What's being written seems much less politically correct. >.>


IT'S ALL GEORGE W. BUSH'S FAULT? -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.5/5

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Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:36 pm
Yeah and not a single republican, conservative or teababbler borrowed from them. Yeah that's the ticket.
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2009, 4:43 pm
And now the same people who pushed that program are back to SAVE us again. Yippee!!!
Logic Man - August 10, 2009, 1:54 pm
Epic truth from the modern Nostradamus.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering children with more Executive clout than the Patriot Act




SELECTIVE MEMORY -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.39/5

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thatonechick - December 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
Don't worry, **** happens. LoL Brings down your average tho. :/
Zed - December 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
(my politifakes, that is)
Zed - December 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
Actually, come to think of it, most of mine need to be taken out back and sh**. Too many tunnels, blech!
thatonechick - December 13, 2009, 10:46 pm
Yes, I watched him do it all morning, but I couldn't tell him to stop, as I'm pretty sure he never figured out the Latest Comments b***on. :S
Zed - December 13, 2009, 10:44 pm
Doesn't matter to me, Regression & Division has been dragging old politifakes out and cheering them on when they need to get hauled over to the new site. ALL of them, even mine.
thatonechick - December 13, 2009, 10:37 pm
Zed, lookit the date it was created. LoL
Zed - December 13, 2009, 10:35 pm
I'm a Dem and I can't stand her, but this belongs over on politifake, not here.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 1:43 pm
f***ing hate her. Five lions, sir.


YOU'LL BOTH BE MISSED - THANK YOU -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3.05/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 2, 2009, 8:40 pm
What?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2009, 2:32 am
Why PKP? It's not a blank page.........don't get all upset it's just a joke.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 2, 2009, 2:30 am
I love this poster. I wish I would have seen it months ago. It expresses my thoughts exactly.
Mike - September 1, 2009, 2:36 pm
He will go down in history as the worst president ever. Obama will go down as the president that put the nail in Americas coffin.
Kaos - June 12, 2009, 3:41 am
Don't know about the poster, but the blind partisanship in the comment is certainly demotivating.
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:33 pm
Hector - Were you born this stupid or have you suffered some sort of traumatic head injury?
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:39 pm
Yeah, he was such a good president and led such a great administration the majority of Americans voted for a black guy named Hussein in the last election. How badly did he do in order for that to happen? As bad as any President ever.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:13 pm
number 1 spot on the worst list very quickly. Committing generational theft with spending, rewarding failure/laziness, environmental nut policies, appeasment towards Iran, Russia, surrendering to terrorism, etc, etc. And that's all in the 1st 2 months.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:11 pm
No, I think Carter, Clinton, Nixon, Ford, and a number of others are in the worst catagory. Pres Bush defended this country from Islamic terrorists. He is one of the best. You may be older, definitely not wiser. Just more blind. BTW, BHO is rising to the
OlderWiser - March 28, 2009, 12:42 pm
Are you kidding? Worst. President. Ever.
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 12:52 pm
She was as graceful, elegant and well mannered as any First Lady ever.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:47 am
Culos - Thanks. I will.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:46 am
I guess that someone realized that the American public could be convinced that these people from stage and screen were the characters they portrayed and their opinions were worth more than anyone elses. Thanks for your comment on Laura Bush. We agree.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:41 am
...movies stars will never admit that they were wrong. I can't understand why so many people listen to these celebrities. Many of them have less than a high school education. Many of them have focused on their talents that entertain us.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:37 am
I actually wish our new President well. Because if he does well, the country does well. I am afraid though that eventually all of America will miss George & Laura Bush. I doubt that most of America will admit it because the media and movie star
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:34 am
It wasn't President Bush's idea to force the lending institutions to give "no money down" mortgages to people who couldn't afford thehome they were buying. It was the brain child of the Democratic Congress in order to buy votes.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:30 am
...everything the liberal news media has fed you. Contrary to what they tell you, he is not responsible for the state of the eceonomy. It was Nancy and Barney who refused to listen and recognize the problem he and his advisors were pointing out.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:26 am
Scorpio - I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling ill. I suppose it's the tension of wondering if our new president will be able to keep America safe as well as President Bush has. I suppose that calling him President Doofus comes from believing...
Culos - January 20, 2009, 10:24 am
All I can say is: "Mark enjoy the inauguration today!"
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:22 am
Culos - Congrats on the Avatar too. It seems that you've presented your best side. No go run along and play with yourself until you go blind.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:19 am
Culos - Maybe someday you'll be able to work under close sup***ision and earn a wage good enough to support yourself. BTW my aim is still close to perfect with .45, 9mm, M14, & M16. Although my eyesight isn't quite as good as it once was.
Mark - January 20, 2009, 10:15 am
Culos - How clever. Did you think of that all by yourself? I suppose it's not really your fault. I just noticed that you signed your comment "retard." I'm sorry for your handicap but hang in there Sunshine. There are plenty of programs out there.
Scorpio7 - January 20, 2009, 7:47 am
I think I'm gonna puke. However, Laura Bush was indeed terrific, even though she was married to Pres. Doofus.
Culos - January 20, 2009, 4:37 am
If you miss them, work on your aim retard....


TEDDY -


TAGS: political
Rating: 3/5

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WTFO - May 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Looks like that's the case.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:14 pm
WTFO - I guess your warning about Mom taking away their computer time came too late. Timmy 1 and Timmy 2 must be grounded.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:54 am
type, or she'll take away your computer time.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:54 am
of stating a defendable position shows that you 2 are the real morons on this site. Enjoy your ignorance, I'm sure it's bliss. I'll keep defending your right to say the dumbest things I've seen on this site. BTW be careful your mommy doesn't see what you
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:52 am
You'll help what? Jerk off your boyfriend YAY!? You two are pathetic. Have you served in the intel community? No? Didn't think so. How about you 2 retards STFU while the adults are talking? You don't piss me off and your constant use of vulgarity instead
I"LL HELP! - May 10, 2009, 9:10 pm
Awwww did YAY111 upset the poor little ****servative! HAHAH its funny pissing morons like u off, u say facts when Bush led the war in iraq on false intelligence (false intelligence, sounds a bit like u doesnt it?)
WTFO - May 5, 2009, 12:20 am
Look another BS driveby post by a Timmy! Don't have a position that is defendable, call your opponents stupid and racist. Come back when you have facts, dip****.
YAY!!!!!!!!!! - May 4, 2009, 8:17 pm
Murderer? Oh yeah just like Laura Bush did when she killed a classmate...oh and George W. for killing young men and women for a fruitless war. Conservatives hate facts......and minorities.....oh and book learning types
Mark - March 12, 2009, 11:33 pm
Look! A black power ranger!
Elder God Douchebag - March 12, 2009, 11:31 pm
Why should he listen to you? You're a smoking baby!
Mark - March 12, 2009, 11:22 pm
If you're going out with Teddy, make sure you grab the car keys.
Senator - March 12, 2009, 11:13 pm
Hey Teddy lets go bar hopping when we are done here..
Toussaint - February 24, 2009, 5:06 pm
Correct as usual Mark. TK sure beat killing Kopechne. Shameful
Mark - January 22, 2009, 1:22 pm
Barack may have just asked Teddy to give Hillary a ride home.
Toussaint - January 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
or could read," Can you believe all those fools who voted for me"?
HtD - January 18, 2009, 3:52 am
With kindness.
mallen - January 18, 2009, 2:13 am
Ted Kennedy killed a girl.


LET THEM EAT QUICHE -


TAGS: political
Rating: 2.4/5

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Bah - November 7, 2009, 10:09 am
Regarding Socialism - In soviet russia, the working class felt they were under paid (shocker). So they came up with a phrase: "As long as they pretend to pay us, we'll pretend to work." Neither system's perfect, so which one gets better results?
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:33 am
I digress. At any rate, the government hasn't been keen on the idea, either, because of taxations and monitoring. It's a lot tougher to tax solar power, because it's "in-house", so to speak. It's harder to monitor illegal usage, too.
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:23 am
can't sell you more. Defective is a double-edged sword in manufacturing. What upset factory owners Bill and Bob (who had colluded on the 80000 mile mark) was that the Japanese came in and threw that book out the window.
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:19 am
(especially) sunshine, the conglomerates will be much more supportive. In the case of product being too good, the bearings in your vehicle are manufactured to specific tolerances, say, 80000 miles, tops. Anything exceeding that means the manufacturer
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:16 am
As for conspiracy theories - it doesn't take too much effort to realize the nature of a capitalist is to make money. You can't make money if: 1) Your product is too good or 2) You have nothing to sell. As soon as they figure out how to charge for air and
Haarakkon - April 12, 2009, 6:12 am
The cities use too much, for one thing. California could fall into the ocean, but the silicone implant clean-up and botox poisoning would be an environmental nightmare. Unless trout can get puffy lips by swimming in it. Then it'd be alright.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:11 am
Really? Then where is it in the quantities we need to sustain cities? Oh right, evil rich people prevent it. Sorry, forgot the stupid conspiracy theory.
canuck - April 12, 2009, 12:38 am
Solar is ready. Geothermal is ready. Wind is ready.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:31 pm
Thanks, too bad my crystal doesn't contain lightening like yours. It would be much cooler then.
Toussaint - April 11, 2009, 8:13 pm
WTFO, you about said it all with clarity of crystal.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:04 pm
In closing, the dumbass cow can FOMF!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:03 pm
example shows your ignorance of the topic. Second, I never said I was ONLY for fossil fuels, I am an all-of-the-above advocate. Green fuels including "clean coal" that BHO ran on are immature, much like you and will take significant time to develop.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:01 pm
for the dip**** named mooo with all the personal attacks. FOMF. I am fully aware of the properties of solar cells since they are used heavily on satellites. While a few panels work for a private home, huge amounts of them are needed for cities. Your
Toussaint - April 11, 2009, 11:29 am
Anyone who wishes to be surgically diced from the words of Mark, should think twice.
Mark - April 11, 2009, 10:39 am
Yeah...I know. I always go for it too. It's so crunchy.
Arrogant Knight - April 11, 2009, 9:50 am
You seem to be quite the troll bait lately, Mark.
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:47 am
moooo - As previously stated, suck it.
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:46 am
Comrade Canuck - Take you own advice regarding a public forum. I'll post what I want here and say what I want here. I'm sitting in a free country, at least until BHO changes it, and I'll do what I want. I've earned the right to be an "ugly American."
mooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 4:54 am
I am terribly sorry WTFO. I just realized my mistake. Under the rock, where you live solar wouldn't be a viable power source. My Mistake.
moooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 4:35 am
who don't have to wear a hockey helmet to breakfast. also, that solar powered home i mentioned built in the 80's is still up and running so as far as degradation goes you must have mistaken "solar cells" for your "brain cells" douche.
mooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 4:31 am
WTFO=wrong about solar. I grew up in a solar powered home and we had all the energy we needed. If you want to buy into all the bull**** about fossil fuels being our only viable option then enjoy your ignorance. just don't try to push it on those of us
Haarakkon - April 11, 2009, 2:08 am
Plenty of wind here. Hundreds of millions of tax-payer dollars spent to clean up the mess left behind by the extractive industries, too. Creek's a duller orange than it was 30 years ago, though. The mining companies lined their pockets and left the mess.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:49 am
An orange creek, huh? Sounds like it's full of healthy minerals. Like Orange juice.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:48 am
As far as big oil buying renewable energy. I believe there is some of that, but if the guys and gals who are working on renewable energy had any integrity they wouldn't sell to the "evil" oil companies. It's mostly another bogus conspiracy theory.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:47 am
friendly but liberals keep blocking that power source. Facts are wind, solar, and other green energies are not ready, so I am an all of the above kind of guy which includes drilling here in the US. Won't happen because DC is now run by the psycho liberals
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 12:45 am
Solar is a pipe dream, it takes too many panels to power a light bulb and the cells degrade rapidly. Wind is good in certain areas but the grid doesn't reach those areas to bring it back to cities. Nuclear works very well, is clean and environmentally
Haarakkon - April 10, 2009, 10:30 pm
I can't believe you honestly think big oil *doesn't* buy out renewable energy technologies.
Haarakkon - April 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
I invite you to visit my home town, where the creek still runs a vibrant orange. Mining operations here ceased 60 years ago.
Canuck - April 10, 2009, 9:49 pm
WTFO educate yourself! those energy sources are sustainable and more than sufficient for the whole planet. Just not profitable like your precious oil. And don't forget your rubber boots for goose-stepping through your own bullsh!t
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Whatever, tree-hugger. If those energy sources were effective they'd be more widely used by now. Believe whatever conspiracy theory you like. Don't forget your tin foil hat so they can't read your thoughts.
Canuck - April 10, 2009, 3:35 pm
By the way we dont need oil. Its just that rich americans want to keep making money off of it. Look into solar, wind, and geo-thermal energy folks it would end a few very profitable wars.
Canuck - April 10, 2009, 3:33 pm
HMMM good point mooooo. We always save the most hate for those who don't love us back. Its ok Mark maybe he will come around someday. If you dont like other peoples opinions stay out of a public forum!
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 2:15 am
Saudi King with a deep bow. I guess if you won't let us drill here at home, you might as well kiss the oil King's a**.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 2:14 am
America first" tactic that got everyone pissed off at the Dixie Chicks. For all his appeasment in Europe, what did he get? No one bought into his bailout plan, N. Korea sh** a missile while he talked about nuke reduction, and he was subserviant to the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 2:13 am
bank accounts around the world, while they appeased their ignorant populations by playing to the "Bush bashing crowd". I'd rather have true allies like Britian and Australia than "friends" like France. This President just did the same type of "blame
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 2:11 am
The US took actions to protect us and our allies from a growing danger that no one else had the balls to confront. 39 nations stood by our side in Iraq, and even more in Afghan. dozens of countries have helped with the fight by helping us freeze terrorist
mooooooooooo - April 10, 2009, 1:40 am
Hey Mark, Isn't it kinda sad that you comment more on your own lame posts more than anyone else? also, I think you have a crush on Obama, why else would you have so many pics of him on your computer?
canuck - April 9, 2009, 12:06 am
Mark.. "Ugly American" never seemed so fitting. A site like this should be used for fun, not hate mongering. Sorry dude you Fail.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 8, 2009, 11:35 am
The United States has been arrogant. If you act like a jerk to your friends, do you then try to make amends by demanding that they apologize for not accepting your behavior? No, you admit you're not perfect. Unless you don't want to have any friends.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:09 pm
Canuck - I see you're out trolling. We already know that BHO has admitted using Cocaine. Either come up with some proof on GWB or STFU and GTFO.
Canuck - April 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
Bush always had a mirror right? And a razor blade and a tiny little spoon!


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guest - November 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
I think the point of this poster was missed. Not much difference between career politicians (Dems or Reps) all looking out for themselves not their constituents. Still waiting for the transparency in Government to arrive (Congressman and Senators)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Awww wtfo thanks anyway but with my rap-sheet I'd be sent straight back.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:49 am
Absolutely. This country welcomes all (coming here legally) with open arms. Just remember to sign in the guest book on the way in.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:23 am
Does this I can immigrate wtfo?
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:21 am
I think you'll like it and we'd welcome you in.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:20 am
It has nothing to do with "spreading the wealth around". You are misguided if you think that rich people steal $ from the poor. Who do you think creates jobs? Sean, as a Canadian I don't expect you to understand the Am. spirit or dream. Look into though
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:18 am
Ani, did you miss the last year. Bush gave TARP $ to rich companies, then Obama paid TARP 2 $, auto bailouts, and so called 'stimulus' to rich people. The US Constitution was designed to get govt out of the way so each individual can keep what they earn.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
Sean, sounds like this hit a little too close to home for you. Last time I checked capitalism was still driving the economy. Not everyone wants to join the herd at the Government trough.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 11:00 pm
Dude really walked around the block for that "punch line", eh? Shoulda stayed in his folk's basement.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yes, because what we need to do is keep giving all our money away to rich people and letting everything else spiral out of control until they go bankrupt from the Stocks. YAAAAAY SOLUTION TIME!


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POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...


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TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.


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Mark - January 27, 2009, 2:46 pm
Ernie - Actually I think they're both "Cuckoo." I think it's only a matter of time before the Feds catch up with Mayor Daley. He's been doing "Pay for Play" longer than it's had that name.
Ernie - January 27, 2009, 12:50 pm
Mayor Daley said it best: "Cuckoo!"


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Haarakkon - October 25, 2009, 11:19 am
Liberal Kool-Aid: Even the moderates drink it to forget.
Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:06 am
It is interesting to me that of the many comments made here and the attacks back and forth, not one person has attacked the validity or pertinence of the article posted. C'mon you commies, give us an argument we can sink out teeth into!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:11 am
Ohhh...and "dull and unfunny" is in the eye of the witless beholder.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:10 am
...aware of that. I make enough mistakes here and I didn't want WTFO taking the blame.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:09 am
Moooo - I jumped to that conclusion when you joined "MarTFO." Yes we tend to share political beliefs but WTFO is a far better debater than I am. Like I said earlier, WTFO was listed as one of my aliases due to a mistype on my part. I wasn't sure you were
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2009, 10:04 am
I didn't mean to imply that you were the same person, Just that you seem to share every opinion. And a love for dull, unfunny politifakes.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:26 am
...."I'll vote for your education bill if it includes a new water treatment plant for my state or district." I think that we here in the USA need to vote out everyone in Washington.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:24 am
I think that our politicians (especially the liberal ones) tend to use government money to buy votes by giving things away. The bills here tend to get bogged down with "earmarks" that have nothing to do with the original bill. It's kinda like....
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:18 am
were broke
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:18 am
with our stupid majority government,whenever a party trys to pass something the other parties vote it down (im sure out of spite). it has prevented allot of things or slowed them. and it makes any elected offical look like a liar because there promises...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:11 am
BoneCD - I try to use it sparingly and only when I feel it is truly deserved. CANADA - They really frown upon removing politicians by force. I think the 4th Amendment reserves that possibility in case of a real break down in our democratic form of govt.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:08 am
Mooooo - I just noticed that WTFO has been removed from my alias list. WTFO must have been busy while I've been gone.
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:07 am
Personally Mark I think that I have used the term "Timmy" way more than you have in the last 3 or months...just sayin'
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:06 am
you guys also have the right to remove any politian by force (if needed) if they are damaging to the country. we dont cause of a stupid a** king who wouldnt give us our own country, or we would have removed him
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:04 am
Yep!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:04 am
and cause our politians were still s****** on the tit os royalty we dont have the 4th
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:01 am
I think crooked politicians are part of the reason our founding fathers put the 4th Amendment into our constitution.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:00 am
CANADA - I see it the same as having open alcohol in a vehicle. The driver might not be drinking but it's still illegal. Maybe someday Marijuana will be legal or decriminalized in the US, but not today.
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 8:58 am
Use the guns to outlaw the outlaws. Only crooked politians fear armed civilians.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:56 am
...calling. Haarakkon - I'm not sure which way your bullfeathers are ruffled. PKP - Thanks! CANADA - We finally have found some common ground. "When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns."
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 8:52 am
My girlfriend could be high as a bird but that shouldnt give them the right to search my truch if im just picking her up
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:52 am
Moooooo - You're also wrong about not being able to stand it when someone disagrees. I post my point of view and respond to others points of view. If I couldn't stand it, I wouldn't bother responding. I also try to respond without resorting to name....
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:49 am
....a Timmy in months. And WTFO and I are different people. Although WTFO comes up as an alias under my name, you'll notice that Mark doesn't come up as one of his aliases. I once accidentally typed WTFO in the name box when I was responding to him.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:45 am
TTH - The cops need a reason to pull me over too or enter my house. CANADA-In the US, weed leaking out of your truck is probable cause to stop you and I think that's fine. You shouldn't be driving and smoking weed. Mooooooo - I haven't called anyone a...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:41 am
...spoiling your fun. I'm just not providing it for you. Sean - The nuns here eavesdrop at the confessional and don't have the need to do wire***s. I don't worry about wire***s. I trust that they help keep us safe and are used properly.
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 8:41 am
THATS WHY THEY ARE CRIMINALS!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 8:40 am
I gota say I sure love American gun laws! If it wasn't for our panzy liberal p**** politicians we might have some better ones. they must believe an unarmed population is a safe population, but who is stupid enough to thin a criminal will follow the rules
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:35 am
....nothing to do with Canada. I agree that everyone comes here for a laugh. Some posters are funnier than others. Some people may find this poster funny. You don't. That's fine. If your looking for funny, just move along. It's not here. I'm not....
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:31 am
...I don't feel the need to argue over which country has more or better freedoms. Contrary to what you may think, I like Canada. I haven't forgotten your right to disagree I just don't know why you feel the need to disagree with a poster that has...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:27 am
...church and starts shooting abortion doctors I can stop the matter right then and there. If political posters are a waste of your time why do you feel the need to comment on them? I'm not familiar with the freedoms in Canada but I'm happy for you and...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 8:22 am
So many comments...so little time. Sean - As long as I keep pissing, it stays warm. TTH - I'm happy about your crime rate. I like having a hand gun and carrying everywhere I go. It gives me the piece of mind that if some wack job strolls into my....
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:37 am
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Haarakkon - August 17, 2009, 1:22 pm
Oh, bullfeathers.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:10 pm
I love how everyone who disagrees with MarTFO is a Timmy or some kinda self appointed something or other. TTH is right you guys rant about freedom but can't stand it when someone disagrees with you.
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 12:22 pm
and if they smell the weed leaking from my truck they still can't search it! I LOVE CANADA!
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2009, 12:17 pm
And the cops actually need a reason to pull me over or enter my house!
Sean - August 17, 2009, 12:15 pm
Hell, here it's easier to *** a sober nun on a Sunday than it is to get a wire***.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2009, 12:14 pm
You politifakers love to tout free speech yet you forget my right to disagree, and call you morons. Blather on all you want I will just keep pointing out your ignorance. Everyone else comes here for a laugh, why do you insist on spoiling it?
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2009, 12:11 pm
The crime rates are all lower here where hand guns are difficult to get and almost impossible to carry. Posters not meant to be funny are a waste of time and space. Canadians have a longer list of freedoms than the "land of the free" you cant argue that.
Sean - August 17, 2009, 12:05 pm
But then, then the coldness returns Mark, with his bud: smelliness. Don't ask me how I know.
Mark - August 17, 2009, 11:07 am
WTFO!! Long time no type. It's good to read from you again. I know that sometimes arguing with some Motifakers is a lot like pissing into the wind but it also gives me that warm feeling, if only for a few seconds.
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 4:07 pm
Mark, I wouldn't waste too many words on TTH. In my view, he views himself as the Motifake 'Funny' Mountie.
Mark - August 16, 2009, 12:57 pm
...handguns. I've noticed that in states (U.S.) that allow the carring of concealed handguns, people tend to be a little more polite and the crime rates are lower. I have to go now but I look forward to your response.
Mark - August 16, 2009, 12:54 pm
...of view, then why do you find it so easy to hate me? I'm exercising my right to free speech on and American issue, but you, a Canadian, find it necessary to comment on my poster and call me an idiot. Here's another thing we seem to disagree on...
Mark - August 16, 2009, 12:50 pm
...it just entitles you to more benefits. This poster wasn't intended to be funny, it was intended to point out to all of the Kool-Aid drinking liberals that Bush didn't start this economic turmoil. If you don't hate me because of my political point...
Mark - August 16, 2009, 12:45 pm
...anyone who has fallen for propaganda. As for there being no argument about Canada's freedoms vs the US freedoms; smoking weed doesn't make your government better, it just gets you high. Getting a g** marrige certificate doesn't make you more free...
Mark - August 16, 2009, 12:39 pm
TTH - It seems to me that the "Liberal Label" does apply to you. You don't have to be American to be a liberal. I'm well aware of what "Drinking the Kool-Aid" refers to...I've been explaining in here for months. It's also an accepted reference for...
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 12:35 pm
ya i got mine but it is still ****, why the f#ck should i have to blow off a sunday and listen to a retard from the city try to tell me how to handle a gun safely, while he is full of stories about how he almost sh** someone or how he almost got sh**
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:28 pm
There is no FAC anymore. Its called the PAL now. (posession acquisition license) The training course's are easy, its all common sense.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
and thats only for rifles and sh**guns, you need all that **** just to buy bullets, to get your FAC (firearms acquisition certificate), the you need to show it just to buy bullets
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
yeah I know i am a gun owner. I know some real morons who passed all the criteria so how hard could it be?
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:23 pm
I really just wanted to b**** at mark who labeled me as a liberal just because I advised neocon that Politifakes were timmy bait. Everytime someone disagree's with mark he turns them into a political opponent. I don't need politics to hate you Mark its EZ
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 12:23 pm
no no no you should see the **** that is needed to be legal. two different training courses,a security check, two letters of reference, a letter from you ex (if you have), then you need to wait 4 monthes before they process your request.
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:20 pm
Canadian gun control is really only tough on handguns. As they are not a hunting weapon I have no problem with that. It's easy to legally own a rifle or sh**gun so and that's all I would ever need. Bet you are glad we don't have their gun violence eh!
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 12:15 pm
all i wish canada copied from the states is their ease on gun control. ours is so strict and in no way they can justify billions of dollars and have the crime levles increase. !!!!!!only crooked politions fear armed civilans!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:12 pm
We can smoke and posses weed for personal use. We have no "patriot act". The police can't search our cars just cause they think they smell weed. The police NEED a warrant to enter my house in any circumstance. What do they get that we don't.....?
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:09 pm
Yes sir I am. I love how some americans say they have more freedom than others. Upon investigation they should change it to "the land of the watched". There is no argument that Canadians have more freedom than Americans. Our g**s can even get married!
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 12:02 pm
TTH must be CANADIAN!!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
Also as I am not an american I can not be "liberal". I live in the best country in the world. we have many more rights and freedoms than you. Look it up.
TheTrashHeap - July 27, 2009, 11:59 am
Mark you are an idiot. Your kool-aid line is a jonestown reference. Nobody ever drinks it twice. Maybe instead of regurgitating jargon you heard on tv you could come up with something new and original? Maybe even something funny? Nah probably not.
Mark - July 26, 2009, 9:57 pm
It seems to me that Neocon H8R and TTH have grown tired of chug-a-lugging their Liberal Kool-Aide and have started mainlining it instead.
Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:03 am
prints too tiny dumbass
Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 3:48 am
UR right and I was fall for their B.S. I wonder what color the sky is in their little fantasy world. In any event you are of way higher intelect than me TTH.
TTH - July 5, 2009, 5:41 pm
You obviously have a few opinions Neocon and if i gave a flying spaghetti monster about politics I would probably agree with you! Problem is that you are only feeding th politifake need. These guys love an argument, try funny instead.
Neocon H8R - July 5, 2009, 5:22 pm
Do you have a report on how he lied about wmd's, yellow cake uranium, husseins connection to al-qaeda,the resesion etc, etc, etc. You clowns need to apply for jobs @ the neo-con ministry of propaganda office aka fox news.I think you will fit right in.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 3:33 pm
I've noticed that in the month since this was posted, I haven't seen any comments about how Bush screwed up the economy.
WTFO - March 26, 2009, 12:02 am
It also promotes blind hatred, sense of entitlement, and impotency.
Donthate - March 5, 2009, 6:55 pm
NICE!
Mark - March 5, 2009, 5:59 pm
Here it is.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:23 pm
Mr. Shiny - Let me make it easy for you. Here it is.


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Cheech - May 15, 2009, 8:52 pm
liar! liar!
HAHA - May 8, 2009, 6:43 pm
Lying ***khead.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 1:04 am
This Senator is so full of ****, his eyes are brown.


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Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:11 pm
? - FAIL...Not a lot I can do with such a verbose comment as that. I can only a**ume that you don't understand that Roland Burris has already built his mausoleum and engraved (in stone) all of his accomplishments. They call him "Tombstone" in Chicago.
? - February 18, 2009, 6:06 pm
FAIL


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WTFO - November 12, 2009, 11:47 pm
Nice one, Aggy. Like my mother used to say, it's better to be a smart a** than a dumb a**.
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 10:36 pm
Thank you. :)
agdaniele - November 12, 2009, 10:20 pm
Logic said nothing of the sort. (got yer back, buddy)
WTFO - November 12, 2009, 9:56 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. We're over 10% unemployment. They promised if the 'stimulus' wasn't passed we'd see 8% unemployment. Logic states by their numbers, the stimulus caused extra unemployment.
WTFO - November 12, 2009, 9:54 pm
to a nation that is not an ally. Our kids and grandkids have been saddled with massive debt to save the few corrupt businesses deemed "too big to fail". Lastly, we've got govt owning companies, so we've abandoned the free market to save free market..what?
WTFO - November 12, 2009, 9:52 pm
MB, not sure I agree with your theory. Unfortunately, we won't find out what would have happened w/o govt intervention. As for $ going overseas, that has happened huge with bank bailouts. Add in China owning a huge part of our debt and we are indentured
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:33 pm
...and to the bank accounts of medium to large businesses. The independence based society stood a chance of being indentured. Whats going on now is not pretty, and in many ways not fair, but as Buffett puts it, Civilistion has a price: Government.
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:28 pm
I'm not a fan of interventionism, but you have to understand how far the effects of this recession could have gone if left alone. The sheer magnitude of the correction could have instantaneously shifted much of the wealth of everyday americans overseas...
Mark - March 11, 2009, 1:44 pm
Dr. Timmy Tumor! How ya been? Long time no smell! I see you've come over to the American way and are now sporting the proudest of birds as an avatar, The American Bald Eagle. Good for you. Now how are you going to fail and get owned? I don't understand u.
Dr. Doom comment - March 11, 2009, 9:24 am
One that will fail Get owned
Dr. Doom comment - March 11, 2009, 9:24 am
One that will fail Get owned
Mark - February 28, 2009, 11:46 am
HtD - Sorry about that. I was pretty geared up after trading barbs with Dr. Doom.
HtD - February 28, 2009, 4:52 am
That wasn't directed at you. You have to forgive me. I just get so mad when I see poor people. I have to yell at them.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:54 am
BTW HtD...are you old enough to have a job?
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:53 am
Why in the world should I get a job when BHO will take care of me? I'm entitled to a prosperous life without work. I want to share the wealth.
HtD - February 28, 2009, 12:46 am
Get a job
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:41 am
And thanks WTFO. A compliment from you also ranks very high on my hit parade.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 12:41 am
I tried to get fancy with the border because of what you do with your borders. Besides your obvious artistic advantage over me I think you have a few more tools in your toy box Ron. Some day when I grow up maybe I can be half as good as you.
RON - February 27, 2009, 10:17 pm
WOW...a new border...always like new elements on these posters...I try too...Sean the other one who does great new ideas.
WTFO - February 27, 2009, 7:36 pm
Brilliant.


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Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:34 pm
I never noticed that. It does look like a camouflage pattern. Do you think she's expecting trouble? No...what could possibly go wrong?
citadelchief - May 13, 2009, 8:27 pm
Pearls and cammo. Classy but ready to f*** **** up.


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lunchmeat5000 - July 16, 2009, 2:39 am
d*** you 16th amendment!
Americaussie - July 16, 2009, 1:13 am
Yeah, except for the fact that the Constitution allows the Congress to tax as it sees fit. Maybe read it yourself? Dumbass.
Z-Bob - April 30, 2009, 5:11 pm
Check your math, Mark. $1M to 40M people works out to $40 trillion.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 12:14 am
That's a pleasant thought. We can only hope.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:10 am
Exactly my point, Mark. Then we can get the rest of the crooks out in the 2012 election, including the Pres.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 12:09 am
That would probably wipe out most of congress.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:07 am
is in the 2010 Congressional elections. Fire any Congressman who supported subprime loans, auto industry interference, or opposed drilling for oil here in the US.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:06 am
a US company to make ***e recorders in the early 80s. The Japanese had the market cornered then and it would be business suicide to enter that market back then. If you want to fire who is responsible for the economic meltdown, then do it! Your next chance
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:04 am
they can't compete with the foreign companies in that market. Hell, Prius has most of that market. However, the US auto makers lead the world in trucks, SUVs and sports cars. Let them make what sells and turns a profit! It would be like the govt forcing
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:03 am
and void. The next step for the autos is to get Congress out of their business. Congress keeps leveling these emission standards and mandating they make X amount of "green cars" and "hybrids". The US auto makers keep losing money on these cars because
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:01 am
let them fail and work out of Chapter 11 bankruptsy (hell it's been working for the airlines for the past 20 or so years). This will allow them to start over and correct the payscales of their employees by making their past agreements with the unions null
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 12:00 am
that Congress can't let that happen because they've been bought by banking lobbyist money from Citi, AIG, Fannie, BoA, etc. and if they fail it will be revealed that the Congress is who pressured them to make those toxic loans. As for the auto industry,
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:59 pm
Yea, Mark. I agree that there's a downside. I suggest we let all these "too big to fail" companies fail. The small town banks are doing fine so it wouldn't be bad to let the national banking crooks fail and be sold off to the small banks. The problem is
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:57 pm
mother. A computer scans for "dirty words" and then zeros in on them. When there is concern they go to FISA for a warrent and catch the bad guys and save American lives. Sorry, dbgt if you feel this is more of a threat than terrorism, buy you are wrong.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:56 pm
Back to my wire ***ping education. I have a good amount of info on the wire ***ping. The process targets phone conversations that are considered high threat (such as calls originating from Iran, Pakistan etc.) they don't care about your talks with your
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:52 pm
There's a cloud with every silver lining. It just seems like an interesting idea.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:48 pm
their hands out for more money? Social Security is already bankrupt (too bad that isn't "too big to fail" like companies). I agree that initially it would be a good solution, but the 2nd layer effect is still perpetuating the entitlement state.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:46 pm
Mark, I think it would be a great idea, compared to what is going on now. However, I still think it is a socialist solution. Once those over 50 retire and meet the spending obligations, how many will piss away what is left and come back to the govt with
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:44 pm
While it is accurate to say that the Constitution doesn't expressly protect privacy, other interpret that the 14th Amendment's mention of "liberty" should be broadly defined to include privacy.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:42 pm
information. The question of whether the Constitution protects privacy in ways not expressly provided in the Bill of Rights is controversial.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that it be used to house soldiers (3rd Amendment), privacy of the person and possessions as against unreasonable searches (4th Amendment), and the 5th Amendment's privilege against self-incrimination, which provides protection for the privacy of personal
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
WTFO - I was hoping to get your thoughts on the million dollars to people over 50 plan that's been bouncing around the internet. It's a joke but it sounds like it would work.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
As for the a**ertion that the Patriot Act violated the Constitutional "right to privacy", there is no such right in the Constitution. However the Bill of Rights does discuss privacy privacy of beliefs (1st Amendment), privacy of the home against demands
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
The dues are used to make the heads of the unions fat and wealthy and also to line the pockets of Congressmen through their substantial lobbying arm. If you think unions are a good thing, do some research on the Teamsters (who supported Pres Obama).
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:36 pm
was asked what he does for a living. He answered, I provide healthcare and on the side I build cars. Unions have destroyed the auto industry with the help of Congress (mostly Dems and Independants). The unions pressure workers to join and pay their dues.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:34 pm
more retirement, more lifelong healthcare, and less work hours. The cumulative effect is that US auto companies pay $75 an hr per employee when Toyota and other foreign companies operating in the US pay $45 an hr per employee. In an interview, the GM CEO
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
auto unions did. Here is how it works, while the unions had their place early in the last century to protect workers from unfair practices, they have outlived their usefullness. So they've been fighting for the past 50 years for more pay, more benefits,
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
It did take me a while to catch up on the comments that I've missed. dgbt's a**ertion that the govt should go after the ones who caused the failures is 100% accurate but it is misdirected. The GM CEO didn't cause the auto industry to fail; Congress and
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:29 pm
Actually, I hadn't heard of that plan, but it sounds like a pretty good one to me. I did hear on Bob and Tom show a plan to help out the auto industry. They suggested that the govt buy a new car for every serviceman returning from war.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:22 pm
WTFO - Have you heard this one? Read my comment about the economy at 0856 today.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Fatty - I just watched the video for HR 1207 http://www.ronpaul.com/on-the-issues/audit-the-federal-reserve-hr-1207/ and I suggest that everyone should. I never knew that Congress had so little authority or ability in this matter. Thanks for the info.
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 12:34 pm
On another note along the same lines... anyone familiar w/ HR 1207? Audit the Fed?
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 12:33 pm
Well, I'm no college kid but, it sounds good to me other than recording all 40mil people to make sure they do what they are supposed to w/ the money. Me? I'd take the money and move to Canada...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:14 pm
I know we have some smart people out there on MotiFake. All you young college kids that are getting a first class education. Please explain to me why this "joke" wouldn't actually work.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:03 pm
I'm no economic genius (opening for a put down here) but I don't see why this wouldn't work.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:02 pm
...would fix the housing market with 40 million new homes sold or paid off. The 40 million jobs that the 50 or older crowd just left would also solve the unemployment problem. There you go...most of our economic problems solved for only 40 billion bucks.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:59 am
...dollars to quit their jobs with some stipulations. 1st - They have to buy a new American made car. That fixes the car companies with 40 million new car sales. 2nd - They have to buy and pay cash for a new home or pay off their current home. This...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:56 am
There's an e-mail joke about the economy going around that I've received 4 times now and I don't know why it wouldn't work. It goes something like: There are 40 million people in the US work force that are 50 or older. Give each of them 1 million...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:54 am
...get rid of her before we give you a loan." What would you think of that? OK...after all the obvious jokes, what would you think of that?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:52 am
This won't be an accurate a***ogy but let's say your spouse maxed out all of your credit cards and you were behind on your third mortgage. You need a loan and you go to a bank for it. But the bank says, "Your wife got you into this mess so you have to...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Work! What an ugly four letter word. Unfortunately I've gone back to do a little bit of that too. In a manner of speaking, GM is required to take the loan. They have to take it or face a shut down. The federal government is the only one they can turn to.
dgbt - April 3, 2009, 11:36 am
that the act was passed so quickly and unopposed just because we were scared. That scares me more than terrorist attacks. It was nice talking with you again Mark, but I gotta get to work.
dgbt - April 3, 2009, 11:34 am
Good points Mark. I see that you understand more about this bailout stuff than I do. But still, nobody is forcing the CEO out. GM is not required to take the loan. And about the wire ***s, its not really the wire ***s that piss me off. It's more the fact
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:26 am
...into smaller car companies that will have to sink or swim on their own. If a smaller car company fails...it fails. The important thing to remember here is that GM is asking for a LOAN...not a hand out.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:24 am
...the campaign contributions made by AIG, the banks, and Wall Street. I think that GM is too big to fail. It's failure could possibly fatally injure our economy. I think that some government intervention is necessary to break up GM, Ford, and Chrysler...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:21 am
...Obama's call to make. If Congress wants to give GM the LOAN or not is up to them. If Obama doesn't like it he can veto it. That's the way it's supposed to work. He didn't ask for any other heads on a platter. Why GM's CEO? Maybe because of all the...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:18 am
OK...I'm easy...I'll give that one to you...wire ***ping is wrong. I sure sleep better knowing that our Homeland Security and Intell people are doing the wrong thing for the right reason. Government interference in private industry is wrong. It's not...
dgbt - April 3, 2009, 10:59 am
Obama is basically saying if you want it you must get rid of the people who got you here. Nothing is being forced at all.
dgbt - April 3, 2009, 10:58 am
That's just it. I don't know if my wire has been ***ped. But that doesn't mean it isn't wrong for them to do it. And I agree with the point you made about AIG, but now that I think about it, the GM thing isn't bad. GM is begging for bailout money and...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:53 am
dgbt - Has your wire been ***ped? What the Obama Administration will effect you one way or another eventually.
dgbt - April 3, 2009, 10:10 am
The opposition to the Patriot Act is bipartisan and has nothing to do with being liberal or conservative. And I never defended what the Obama admin is doing with GM, but it does not effect me in the slightest.
dgbt - April 3, 2009, 10:09 am
Wire ***ping is an invasion of our privacy. You, me, and everyone else. The nation was scared after the 9/11 attacks and the Patriot Act was passed quickly and almost unanimously. Liberals and conservatives. So don't throw the liberal media bull**** at me
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:44 pm
We now have the House of Representative passing an unconstitutional bill and the President forcing the resignation of the CEO of GM. More liberty has been taken from Americans in the last 2 months than in the last 8 years of the Bush Administration.
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:41 pm
dgbt - Exactly what liberties have you personally given up? Probably none. I think that you're just parroting what the liberal media says. If I'm wrong (and that has happened once or twice) just tell me what you've given up.
dgbt - March 23, 2009, 9:27 am
But you said I am repeating the lies that the liberals used. The liberals voted for the d*** thing too! And yes, it does violate our liberty and the founding fathers would agree.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:47 am
Another idiot statement by dgbt. You didn't just merely quote Franklin. You attempted to place it in the context that the Patriot Act violates liberty when it clearly does not. Maybe your BS works in the circles you travel in, but not here.
Mark - March 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
At the rate this administration is going I'm afraid that 3 years and 10 months from now we might not have the opportunity to change the administration. We are no longer slipping toward socialism, we are sliding and picking up speed. Next we'll be falling.
dgbt - March 22, 2009, 12:06 pm
All I did was quote Franklin and you say I am "repeating the exagerations and lies that the liberals used" Wow, that's grand. Just shows who really is the ignorant one.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:53 am
Sorry, bud. Can't let the short attention span of Americans allow this nation to be destroyed from the inside by these crazy politicians. That goes for both sides of the aisle supporting this unconstitutional attack on AIG.
Elder God Douchebag - March 22, 2009, 1:34 am
It's not a demotivated sad, though. It's a "Ok, can we move on?" sad. So we agree that the situation isn't hopeless. Great. Good. NOW can we move on?
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:29 am
on terrorism and national defense.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:28 am
EGD, once in a while you should be sad here. This site is about humor and demotivation. As for the next 4 yrs, I agree we have an opportunity to right the ship again. I just hope BHO doesn't cause permanent damage or get civilians killed with his weakness
Elder God Douchebag - March 22, 2009, 1:21 am
But if you want the boring, actual truth, here goes..There's another election in four years, guys. This ain't the last one. Can we stop the complaining, now? The lack of humor is making me sad.
Elder God Douchebag - March 22, 2009, 1:15 am
You want the truth? The real, unadulterated truth? Because I found the truth once..But it was boring, so I heavily altered it to make it more interesting.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:13 am
are just repeating the exagerations and lies that the liberals used to place the socialist left into Congress and the White House. Stirring paranoia among ignorant Americans (like you) who are too lazy to conduct your own research and find the truth.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:12 am
Agreed, Mark. Again for the benefit of dgbt, a roaming wire *** that uses a computer to identify suspects is not sacrificing liberties. Trust me they don't care about you calling your drug dealer or that your stealing HBO from your neighbors cable. You...
Mark - March 21, 2009, 2:44 pm
...someone could be elected to the House of Representatives without first reading our constitution. They have betrayed their oaths of office.
Mark - March 21, 2009, 2:43 pm
...elected representatives have consciously voted to do something so blatantly unconstitutional that I truly believe the American public should demand the resignation of everyone who voted for it. Republicans included. I find it hard to believe that...
Mark - March 21, 2009, 2:40 pm
Did you feel like you lost liberty? Or are you just reacting to what the media has told you. I feel that the House passing this 90 percent tax on AIG bonuses moves us closer to a loss of liberty than the Bush administration ever did. Our...
Mark - March 21, 2009, 2:37 pm
dgbt - I've heard that quote quite a bit during the past 8 years and although Ben Franklin was a very wise man, he could have never imagined what is going on in the world today. Over the past 8 years I never felt as though my liberty was curtailed.
dgbt - March 21, 2009, 9:28 am
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:14 am
a violation of the 4th amendment is overreaching HtD. Once the roaming wire ***s picked up on a potential terrorist operation, the govt went to the courts for the warrents. You may not agree with the Patriot Act but it is fact that it has saved lives.
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:12 am
individuals. It did broad area searches for "dirty words" or items of interest. It also resulted in a U.S. based terrorist who was planning on bringing down the Brooklyn Bridge before more civilian lives were lost. Your intrepretation of the program as
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:11 am
I think Hakiu hit it right on. The Congress is putting up a smokescreen to protect their corruption/ineptitude by demonizing AIG. This bill can never make it past the Supreme Court. As for the 4th amendment issue, the roaming wire***s didn't target...
Hakiu - March 20, 2009, 11:11 am
I just hope some one files a lawsuit over this law/the Supreme Court does it's job and finds it unconstitutional.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 10:18 am
HtD - Thank you sir. I concur. Moooooooo - Your insinuation, as previously stated indicates that you are both unfunny and a f***ass. What kind of moron would go to bed with a picture of Bush when inflatable Reagan dolls are all the rage.
HtD - March 20, 2009, 3:12 am
Moooooooooooo. I a**ume you mean "My name is Mooooo, and I'm an unfunny f***ass"
moooooooooooooo - March 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Mark. I a**ume you mean "Go to bed with your picture of Bush"
Mark - March 20, 2009, 1:21 am
OK HtD...you go back to non sequiturs and I'll go to bed.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 1:13 am
OK...I'll bite...What was done about it?
HtD - March 20, 2009, 1:13 am
This isn't as fun as stupid non sequiturs. I'll go back to what I do best. Have fun.
HtD - March 20, 2009, 1:10 am
The Sunset Provision Act for wire ***s(most of the sections from 201 to 224) expired on March 10, 2006. A few employees of the company hired by the government to wire *** blew the whistle some time back. Said they were wire ***ping.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 12:57 am
HtD - It's real hard to argue with vague allegations. What happened? What sections expired? How do you know whatever happened? As far as I know the Patriot act was put in to effect to protect us and there was judicial review to obtain wire ***s.
HtD - March 20, 2009, 12:49 am
This happened even after the some of the sections expired.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 12:43 am
Are you familiar with the PATRIOT Act and that portion of the Constitution that says, habeas corpus shall not be suspended unless in cases of rebellion or invasion the public safety may require it.
HtD - March 20, 2009, 12:40 am
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated[.]" Also known as warrant less wire ***ping.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 12:38 am
HtD - What specifically do you think was violated in the 4th Amendment?
HtD - March 20, 2009, 12:32 am
I said I wouldn't, BUT I will this time. Bush's ministration violated the 4th Amendment. Where was your poster then?
Mark - March 20, 2009, 12:28 am
Taxing the AIG bonuses is wrong and will end up costing the taxpayers even more when these executives win their case.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 12:25 am
I don't think that anyone at AIG deserves a bonus. They deserve a pay cut. But if this Bill gets through the Senate and gets signed into law by the President; what's next? Maybe they'll decide to tax everyone with more than 6 letters in their name.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 12:18 am
Our Congressmen take an oath to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, yet they've passed a bill in direct violation of the Constitution. I'll expect their resignations on my desk in the morning.


GERALD R. FORD 1913 - 2006 -


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Anything is better - April 8, 2009, 10:55 am
Democrats have spent us into Oblivion in the past 90 days... WHAT HAPPENED?
Mark - February 17, 2009, 12:43 pm
Deltabob - Thanks. Constructive criticism is always appreciated. I see your point. I'll try to proof read future posters for ambiguity.
Mark - February 16, 2009, 11:56 pm
Deltabob - This is the Mark who accidently has WTFO as an alias. What do you find different? I'm quoting the warning of a Conservative Republican President. Republicans favor small government.


PUCKER UP BUTTERCUP -


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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 9:54 am
Can you imagine how long he'd be there if he actually f***ing hit the bastard?
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
Every day I put on the uniform you moron. Pres Bush stood up for what he believed in while whining little turds like you threw vicious lies and vulgarity at him. You are a prick Timmy-b, you know that right?
barockeva - March 25, 2009, 3:53 pm
At least this guy had the balls to stand up for what he believed in, regardless of the consequences. When's the last time any of you did that?
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:01 am
Let's not forget that the Schriver's founded the Special Olympics. Since they are part of the liberal elite Kennedys, of course they'll accept the apology. Just think of the media's response if Pres Bush said the same statement.
Mark - March 21, 2009, 9:36 pm
BHO would have done well to have had him write his comments for the Leno show. I'm sure he would have been bright enough to not include a quip about the Special Olympics. But it's OK...he apologized.
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:30 pm
A reporter in an Iraqi prison. I'll bet they have him bend over for his shoes every day. Enjoy being the prison b****, a**hole.
Culos - March 16, 2009, 4:52 pm
Are you sure he's not writing Obie's speeches?
Mark - March 16, 2009, 4:51 pm
I heard a rumor that he came to the United States and is now writing witty little messages for fortune cookies.
Toussaint - March 16, 2009, 4:39 pm
Correct, the guy carrying the bags. He was arrested and never heard from again.
Mark - March 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't the guy who took on the tank never heard from again?
Toussaint - March 16, 2009, 4:33 pm
Under Hussein that man would have followed the same dubious route to fame as the Tiananmen Square protester in 1989.
Mark - March 16, 2009, 4:20 pm
Anonymous2 - I totally agree. Instead of throwing shoes at GWB he should be grateful that he is now part of a society in which he can express himself without being executed (or worse). Unfortunately his sentence is being appealed in Iraq.
Anonymous2 - March 16, 2009, 4:10 pm
He should be grateful to be alive. People who threw shoes at Sadaam would be tortured and killed. If they were lucky, they didn't see their wives ra**d in front of them.


HE COULD HAVE BEEN SECRETARY OF STATE...SSHH -




HONEST POLITICIAN? -


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Mr.Danger260 - September 6, 2009, 11:23 pm
HONEST POLITICIANS- An Oxymoron if I've ever seen one.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:49 am
Oh yeah dude lets get off of mothers cause I just got off of y... Well you figure it out. You seem to be smart.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:48 am
Hey man so have a good one and move out of your mothers basement one day. Pretty much sums it up. Oh yeah if you dont like what I write or how I do it you dont have too read it. Thanks HAHA.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:46 am
Dude whats up your behind ? Sorry for the grammar sentance Nazi. It may suck but you s******. HAHAHA just at your level. Oh but now I have stood up. Hey man thanks for thinking of my sister but she would kick your a** if she read this.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 3:01 am
Your spelling and grammar suck. Just like your sister. (did I cover all the bases)
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:59 am
What ever makes you feel like a man or woman whatever the case may be.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:58 am
Well good for you. Hey gotta end this wonderful conversation but gotta go got a life too get on with. Sorry I cant stay and argue with you. Maybe you will come up with more witty comebacks about my mom and dad or girlfriend. So hey carry on.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 2:53 am
Good one, I feel totally rebuked. your genius prevails.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:50 am
You can work a phone well I am humbled. Didnt know you knew how.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 2:48 am
Also i'm typing this comment from my phone. You remember those.... that thing you use to call the h**line and your 1-900 girlfriend
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:47 am
Oh your hardcore. I am scared.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - May 9, 2009, 2:46 am
If you are unsure what "to" do I suggest remedial spelling classes 101........Or suicide, Whatever floats your boat.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:43 am
Oh man your hurting my feelings. Oh my what too do your jumping bad on a computer.
moooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 2:42 am
Here's a good question. If HAHA's mom and dad get married, Are they still brother and sister?
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:40 am
Yeah learn how too spell.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 2:35 am
"of" even
mooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 2:35 am
That and his spelling and grammar are reminiscent O those kids that disappeared in fourth grade to join the "special class"
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:34 am
Oh no man dont hate. I got your litle buddy.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am
You know what's great about HAHA? His "jokes" are so lame that they make great straight lines for the rest of us. No really. Keep 'em coming little buddy.
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:14 am
And they came from Chi town. Wheres Jordon when you need him.


BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST -


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Mark - May 6, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Stupidity, Oh yes it is!
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 1:41 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - May 6, 2009, 3:06 am
Velin, I respectfully disagree. The govt owns over half of AIG, GM, and several other banks. They are attempting to nationalize health care, and send bailout money to failing newspapers. Pres Obama and CONgress are socialist in thier actions and policies.
Velin - May 5, 2009, 11:50 am
Seriously....Obama is not socialist...what we have here are socialist, not there in USA. U have just kapitalists ;-)
WTFO - January 27, 2009, 1:52 am
blah, blah, blah...STFU, EGD.
Elder God Douchebag - January 26, 2009, 9:25 am
You're the one who decided to toss 'c*ck-suckers' around, so..Hell, whatever, the woman's functionally retarded. Only reason she became governor is because she sucked slightly less than their previous...Want some kool-aid? It's purple-flavored.
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 1:05 am
I have no desire to get into it with you again because you can't engage in a rational discussion, so I'm done and I would appreciate it if you would STFU.
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 1:03 am
BTW, based on resumes, Gov Palin is far more qualified to be President than President Obama is. For one, she was the only one running with experience in the executive branch of govt.
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 1:02 am
If that is what you believe. Again you show you only hear what you choose to and use name calling to defend your pathetic arguments. As usual you are completely unqualified and uneducated about the topics you choose to weigh in on.
Elder God Douchebag - January 26, 2009, 12:36 am
Don't watch the new SNL, actually. Though she did make the comment about seeing Russia from her backyard like it was some big qualifier for her. But it looks like you're just going to be a pathetic sonofab**** as usual. Have fun with that, Timmy.
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 12:35 am
Okay, the quote you gave was from SNL not Sarah Palin. The Dems and media waged and effective campaign to make her look stupid and congrats you fell for it. Follow the herd, baa baa baa.
Elder God Douchebag, again. - January 26, 2009, 12:27 am
That would leave Miss "I can see Russia, so I'm a foreign relations expert!" in charge, and I couldn't sleep at night knowing her finger was on the b***on.
Elder God Douchebag - January 26, 2009, 12:26 am
Seems someone forgot how to read. I'll thank you kindly to not label me as Liberal or Conservative. I voted for who I thought was best for the job. McCain wouldn't have had the decency to run for two terms, and the poor guy'd most likely die in office.
WTFO - January 26, 2009, 12:04 am
To EGD and BaH. A couple of liberal **** suckers like you should get along well in the service now that Obama wants openly g**s to be allowed in. I'm sure you 2 will use powdered soap in the shower because it takes longer to pick up.
Mark - January 25, 2009, 12:55 pm
Box-a-Hammers - Right you are! Those Nazis never got over World War II and the Commies are still smarting over losing the Cold War. I was just wondering...do you have a Box-a-Sickles for those Hammers?
Box-a-Hammers - January 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
Nazi's are sore losers. Fact
Elder God Douchebag - January 19, 2009, 8:34 pm
Keep BAWW'ing, buddy. I'm honestly laughing, watching you get your panties in a wad over Obama makes for very entertaining reading. So, how long have you and WTFO been b***-buddies?
Mark - January 19, 2009, 6:14 pm
...the plumber was the first person to recognize that Barack Obama is a socialist. Along with EGD's other comments wishing that a USAF serviceman would go out and get sh**, places his existence not worthy of acknowledgement.
Mark - January 19, 2009, 6:11 pm
And you fail at looking at a calendar. He's not the President yet. After tomorrow I will show some restraint in my political comments in spite of all the disrespect shown to President Bush. This poster was aimed at Comrade EGD who thinks Joe....
Culos - January 19, 2009, 4:44 pm
That may be so, but there's also a thing called respect and proper upbringing, you Mark fail at both.
Mark - January 19, 2009, 2:28 pm
WTFO - Thank You. I value your opinion. And thank you to Comrade Traitor for making my point. Disrespecting the President is treasonous only in a socialist government.
Sean - January 19, 2009, 12:18 pm
Does the broad spectrum of (your use of) the word "socialism" include corporate welfare and bailouts for Wall Street and/or the automakers? And who isn't a socialist given such an expansive definition?
WTFO - January 19, 2009, 1:54 am
Really, T? So everyone who disrespected Bush committed treason? Wow, that means a LOT of a**-holes are going behind bars.
Traitors - January 19, 2009, 12:42 am
And disrespecting the President is treasonous. Democracy has spoken. Now back to your compound, Nazi's.
WTFO - January 19, 2009, 12:35 am
Also, disrespecting a war hero is dispicable.
WTFO - January 19, 2009, 12:35 am
Mark, perfect depiction of liberal mindset. 5 lions! BTW, a socialist govt is the a broad spectrum between capitalism and communism. Obama's policies do fall within that spectrum.
Elder God Douchebag - January 18, 2009, 6:15 pm
Hey, I'll take Obama over some old white bastard who wouldn't have the commitment to run a full two terms. He would've died in office, and we would have been stuck with Palin's dumb a**.
Sean - January 18, 2009, 5:11 pm
*scholarship (I think)
Sean - January 18, 2009, 5:08 pm
I'm sure Elder God Douchebag would also take an interest in your scholorship here. Spread the luv (but I mean that in an egalitarian kinda way). Bye.
Sean - January 18, 2009, 5:07 pm
Socialism is complete gov't control of the means of production. When did Obama ever suggest he was for that? Any sites or quotes you can offer would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.


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Mark - January 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
That's coming soon to a congress near you. Be sure to miss it if you can.
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 3:28 pm
Looking at the list for succession I'm surprised they haven't updated teh Act of 1947 to move the Secretarys of Homeland Security or Defense further up on the food chain!
Mark - January 26, 2009, 10:56 am
I've been told that some people don't understand that Robert Byrd as the Senior Senator is behind Pelosi but ahead of Hillary in taking over the presidency in case of incapacitation.


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Sean - March 16, 2009, 1:58 pm
Oh, yeah? Well I generally despise those things -- and I usually respond by sulking and curling up into a fetal position. And as I like to say: Unsolicited advice is never forgiven, and always avenged. Bye ("Bye" being the OTHER thing I like to say).
Mark - March 16, 2009, 1:05 pm
Sean - I always welcome constructive critisism, better ideas, and witty remarks. It makes me try harded and hopefully do better.
Sean - March 5, 2009, 4:26 pm
Thanks Mark. As a practicing passive aggressive, my motto is: "If ya can't beat 'em, upstage the f*** outta them." Not that THAT'S what I did here, as you're being too kind. Take it easy man.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:17 pm
Sean - I like it! (and have to admit that it's better than my poster.)
Sean - February 14, 2009, 4:53 pm
Alternative poster idea: GLOBAL WARMING? Or Gored By Bull?
Mark - February 13, 2009, 7:33 pm
The point is that there are a bunch of Scientist that aren't getting money that say that the graphs do not bear out what those that are getting money say about global warming. They're lying to get the cash and save their jobs.
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 7:10 pm
The perception of a problem gets you money. And if the problem is that people are going to want to cut back on your product (oil, coal, whatever), you have an incentive to throw some of your money at your problem. Money does not negate truth.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 6:55 pm
After someone started crying that all this man made carbon dioxide was heating up the earth, the budget for the study of climate change went up to $2 billion. Who throws money at a non-problem? You only get money if there is a problem.Thebiggerthebetter
Mark - February 13, 2009, 6:48 pm
I mentioned Lindzen because I was impressed that he was from MIT but there are plenty more scientists saying that this whole global warming scare is just B.S. to get money. In the 1980s the US budget for studying climate change was $170 million.
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 6:41 pm
dude. Bye.
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 6:40 pm
Gore ... ewe. Let's not get into that. I haven't seen his movie and don't want to. But the weight of authority is firmly on the side of even your leading Republicans on this issue. And I don' think Lindzen is any kind of a solar flare/cosmic radiation
Mark - February 13, 2009, 6:25 pm
WTFO - Another good movie to watch is one by the BBC called The Global Warming Swindle. It agrees with the Solar activity theory and "No Crisis - No Money."
WTFO - February 13, 2009, 6:18 pm
...truth or a conveinant fiction". Good stuff based on environmental science versus political gain.
WTFO - February 13, 2009, 6:18 pm
h**ter than it is today and there weren't very many SUVs on the roads then. Gore is a hypocritical alarmist with a mansion in TN that uses more energy than 20 normal houses. Find a movie (with a scientist instead of Al Gore) called "an inconveinant...
WTFO - February 13, 2009, 6:15 pm
The debate isn't about whether or not the globe is getting warmer (except this year is the coldest in the last 10yrs), but the real debate is the cause. Several scientists state the Sun's patterns are the main cause not humans. 300 yrs ago it was...
Mark - February 13, 2009, 6:13 pm
...into our atmosphere, while many scientist on their list say that that's Bull. Our recent temperature rise is linked to sun spots, solar flares, cosmic rays, and the water vapor that creates clouds.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 6:11 pm
This IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) seems to be hijacking a lot of names from the scientific community that say the exact opposite of what the IPCC says. The IPCC says that we're all doomed if we don't stop carbon dioxide from going...
Mark - February 13, 2009, 6:08 pm
Sorry I had to jump over to another site to get names for Sean. How many would you like? I stopped writing after 13 names. Prof. Richard Lindzen of the IPCC and Mass. Inst. of Technology seems to have pretty good credentials.
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:52 pm
Hey Toussaint, come to Canada. We have a third party ... only, no one votes for them. Bye.
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
You're correct Mark, "ALL" politicians, are crooks and will lie to get elected and stay elected. We need a third party and more choices than two.
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:32 pm
Dammit, I want to take back my last comment and replace it with: So the W. in George W. Bush stands for ... wh***?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
Mark you're so impressed with your scientific sources that you can't tell me their names? I mean I can do my own internet research, but certainty like yours generally comes with a name or two on the tip of one's tongue. P.s.: your president in a Pinko.
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 4:25 pm
Honestly, if we could go a whole day without all the "Obama is a Commie pinko" thing, I'm sure we could find a whole lot of things we agree on.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 4:16 pm
...correspond with the industrial age. We were in a state of global cooling through the 50s and 60s when the carbon emmisions were greater than they are now. The global warming data doesn't add up.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 4:15 pm
Sorry...I wasn't taking notes as to their names or credentials. The argument you're making about the oil companies was put to them and they laughed and denied it. Temperature charts correspond exactly with the sun spot theory whereas the charts do not..
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:14 pm
Sure there's Svensmark and Calder, but I don't think their theory is fairing too well these days. Bye
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:11 pm
Big Oil has funded the deniers for years. How do they not have an interest is "business as usual"? And who are these unfunded scientists you're referring to?
Mark - February 13, 2009, 4:09 pm
Nice try but no they're not funded by oil companies. It's independent research. You only get funded is you have a cause that everyone will rally to.
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:07 pm
Those other "credible" scientists have their funding paid for by Mobil. No bias there.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 4:07 pm
They're all politicians and say whatever they need to say to get votes. They're all wh***s.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
...so small that it doesn't effect global warming at all. Other "credible" scientist (not looking for funding) have said that global warming is directly linked to sun spots - solar winds - clouds - and radiation. Al Gore is a fraud and so is his cause.
Sea. - February 13, 2009, 4:05 pm
George W. Bush also believes it is happening. He has said so too. Is he as gullible as all the rest?
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 4:03 pm
*scratch the "We"
Mark - February 13, 2009, 4:03 pm
Sean. - Thanks...I knew someone would take the bait eventually. The credible scientist that you or John McCain are speaking of have been proven to be interpreting science only to gain more funding. The carbon dioxide emitted by the industrial age is...
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 3:58 pm
We own government is equal to the challenge." JOHN MCCAIN, speech, May 12, 2008
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 3:57 pm
temperatures, rising waters, and all the endless troubles that global warming will bring. We stand warned by serious and credible scientists across the world that time is short and the dangers are great. The most relevant question now is whether our ...
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 3:56 pm
"We have many advantages in the fight against global warming, but time is not one of them. Instead of idly debating the precise extent of global warming, or the precise timeline of global warming, we need to deal with the central facts of rising ... "
Mark - February 13, 2009, 3:44 pm
EGD - I just love it when we find something we can agree on. I just submitted a new poster about the French Foreign Legion that's pending approval and paid special attention to following the proper form.
LogicDude - February 13, 2009, 2:58 pm
Global warming is really a by-product of the radiation that leaks from EGD's Flying Fortress....stupid Soviet nuclear reactors. I told you the price was too good to be true!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
That's what he was talking about, yeah. And Al Gore needs to sit down and shut up.
Mark - February 13, 2009, 2:34 pm
EGD and Fatty - Is this poster more in line with the form you wanted to see in the "Black and White and Red all over" poster?


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Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:05 am
EGD - Your just the last in a long line of people I've disappointed...but most of them were women. I flipped a coin over a Mickey Mouse joke or the ex-planet joke. Mickey won the toss and elected to receive.
Elder God Douchebag - March 8, 2009, 8:46 pm
It's a nod to the planet Pluto no longer being considered a planet..You know, flipping us the bird when the world ends..I really don't feel like I should have to explain it. I figured you were smart enough to get it. I'm kinda disappointed.
Mark - March 8, 2009, 6:18 pm
What does Mickey Mouse's dog have to do with it?
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 5:31 pm
It's not, strangely enough. The planets have yet to align, and Pluto hasn't manifested a giant middle finger on its surface yet.
Mark - March 7, 2009, 5:11 pm
d*** Marduke! You and I seem to be agreeing on more and more. I'll have to ask EGD if this is one of the signs of the apocolypse.
Marduke - March 7, 2009, 1:14 pm
Jack Bauer could be President, Vice President, Sec Of Defense...oh Hell, he could be the whole cabinet. I'd vote for that ticket.


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Toussaint - February 8, 2009, 1:21 pm
The answer is: Bush, Bush, Carter and Clinton as they are NOT dead yet.
Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 4:25 pm
Mention ANY of their names (except Obama, AFTER 1-20-09) in response to this riddle: "Name 4 former American Presidents who are NOT buried on American soil."


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -


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Matters_Not - January 11, 2009, 3:46 am
i like pepperjack.
Sean - January 11, 2009, 1:29 am
* smacks lips, looks around hoping no one noticed * ... unaccountability on a cracker .... Oh, Frontman, you know how to live.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 1:25 am
I want Corporate Welfare Cheese. It's just a plain Wisconsin sharp cheddar, but it comes in a gift basket with fruit, crackers, and 78 Billion dollars that you don't need to pay back.
Sean - January 11, 2009, 12:43 am
WTFO ... hycaprit! * drunkenly snickers *
WTFO - January 11, 2009, 12:29 am
I'll take the government provided cheese the new socialist admin is offering.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 12:19 am
Can we each name our favorite cheeses? I named mine...the velveeta-like rock-hard Gubmint variety...who wants to go next?
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's got to be one of the funniest things I've read today. You are absolved.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:19 pm
(Aside to Ron: Uhm, Ron, honey, if you can't poster that ... yer just not trying. K? * wink wink * )
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:09 pm
--sayteth the congregation ... Amen.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 11:08 pm
I for one would not deign to genuflect at the alter of any ne'er-do-well deity who could not so readily be a.k.a.'d as a "Massive Throbbing Tool". M'Lord thou beist the Great Jackhammer in the Sky (with f***t*** attachment affixed, of course). And so say
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 10:05 pm
Sean..I wasn't aiming the Timmy comment at you. But you probably already know that, so I feel like a massive, throbbing tool. Thanks a lot.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 9:42 pm
--your colon doesn't count, and we can be reasonably sure some of it still is, lapsed decades notwithstanding).
Sean - January 10, 2009, 9:42 pm
By gov't cheese you of course meant "the people's cheese", no? But I for one think it would be heartless to fault you for your fond remembrance of socialist milk products .... Just so long as your dalliance with Marxism is out of your system (stuck to y
LogicDude - January 10, 2009, 8:52 pm
Not a commentary, but I like the government cheese (blocks)...we used to get it when I was a kid because we were basically broke. It makes the best grilled cheese sammiches!
Sean - January 10, 2009, 8:03 pm
--.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 8:03 pm
What argument? I was merely intimating that a want of discernment, even in the face of that which is generally and genuinely salubrious, to wit: cheese, may not, in a time of war, no less, be a policy beyond all rational reproach. But now I take it back
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 7:53 pm
You're basing your entire argument on the speculation of some white dude who, I should point out, hadn't paid his own taxes for some time. Real intelligent, Timmy.
Sean - January 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
What kind of cheese?!? Or does it even matter?!?
Mark - January 10, 2009, 7:00 pm
Democrats tend to buy the votes of the poor with government handouts. Like Obama said, "let's spread the wealth."
Mark - January 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
If you look at the Socialist Party platform and the Democratic Party platform they're hard to tell apart.
Mark - January 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
Obama has been a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialist of America since 1996.
Mark - January 10, 2009, 6:57 pm
Hey Elder God Douchebag (What an appropriate name) What's a Timmy? Instead of playing with yourself in front of the computer, look it up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 6:15 pm
Then remember this classic: http://www.motifake.com/evil-cheese-demotivational-poster-17323.html
LogicDude - January 10, 2009, 5:43 pm
I like cheese!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 4:16 pm
-- country. Socialism won't happen until the banks and corporations have stolen ALL of our money, and even then, there's no money in it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 4:15 pm
It just galls me that the Republicans have just discovered socialism for the first time since the end of the cold war, and they want to scare everyone up about it, when fascism is an ongoing threat being implemented and unquestioned right here in this cou
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
--our tax dollars into absolutely anything besides defense and paperwork, they've ALL had that, especially George "Let's Spend A Trillion Dollars" Bush.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 4:11 pm
-- that Barack Obama is not a socialist anymore than all of the rest of the democratic party, and he is certainly not a socialist in any pure sense of the word. He's got a good case of social-programitis, but ever since any administration put any of our
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 4:07 pm
Which? That Bush has been playing whack-a-mole with our civil liberties for 8 insidious behind closed door years, committing a betrayal of the freedom of the individual american? Because yes, I do believe that. I also believe--
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 3:14 pm
Mark has proven himself to be a Timmy. Under no circumstances should anyone come into contact with him. In case of accidental ingestion, induce vomiting and call an ambulance.
Matters_Not - January 10, 2009, 2:27 pm
you dont really believe that do ya MWLF?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 10, 2009, 2:24 pm
Barack Obama is not a socialist AND George Bush is a fascist. Did you ever notice that Bush supporters never deny that he's a fascist? They just call Obama a socialist.
Mark - January 10, 2009, 1:51 pm
Obama has been a card carrying member of the Democratic Socialist of America since as early as 1996.
Elder God Douchebag - January 10, 2009, 1:39 pm
He's not Socialist. That's just what some random white guy said. Note that after said random white guy said it, everyone was like "OMG HES SOCIALIST, GUIZE!" So, there you go. Explain that one.
Mark - January 10, 2009, 1:33 pm
Did you ever notice that Obama supporters never deny that he's a socialist? They just call Bush a fascist.
Craven Morhead - January 10, 2009, 1:25 pm
Better then the fascist regime that has been in there for the past eight, or the four from 88-92.


SARAH PALIN - It's ok she's not wearing lipstick!


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Jerica - November 26, 2008, 6:05 pm
YOYOYOOOO don't instulst the dog like that! jeez


AMERICA NEEDS THIS HERO NOW -


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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:39 pm
It's alright...just want to keep the politics down a bit...which will be hard since the August Motifake Challenge has OBAMA as the topic for this Tuesday...
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:38 pm
You're right, LD. Absolutely. I missed it before, though. Sorry.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:34 pm
*sigh*
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:29 pm
Sen. Joe had some valid points initially. That's supported by the historical documentation. He went way too far with his accusations, much like Ann, who would have us believe he was correct. Ann's selling books, Joe was campaigning. Outrage sells.
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:27 pm
Is it ironic that the right parrots what Rush and Ann tell them to, unthinkingly, while simultaneously accusing the left of drinking "Liberal Kool-Aid"?
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
Woot! Stalinist tactics, latent semi-suppressed homo***uality and alcoholism are always in vogue. The conservative left can keep him as a role model. And thank Ann Coulter for it. If a talking head says it, it must be true, huh? Yikes. Truly frightening.
Mark - February 8, 2009, 8:48 pm
Sean. - I think Yoko was just misunderstood and off key.
Sean. - February 8, 2009, 8:46 pm
Joke? You think it's funny that Yoko had to be the bad guy all these years?
Mark - February 8, 2009, 8:10 pm
Sean - You had me going there. I had to re-read the comments twice before I got the joke. Well done...LOL.
Sean. - February 8, 2009, 8:07 pm
-- a fact, Jack!
Sean. - February 8, 2009, 8:07 pm
That tears it. Everyone's *** dancing around the REAL issue here: With success, his ego got way too big, then he got all jealous 'n **** over John Lennon's superior musical creativity, so he broke up the Beatles and tried to blame it all on Yoko. That's
Fatty - February 8, 2009, 6:53 pm
...defend it. But I find this as truth: The moment we stop questioning authority, we start giving our freedom away. I don't take all the "conspiracy" theories I hear as truth, but I listen to many other opinions to form my own.
Fatty - February 8, 2009, 6:48 pm
Well if you two are done stroking each other off... I brought up that movie just to point out that maybe your beloved country doesn't feed you all the facts. And before you attack me as un-patriotic, let me say I love my country and those who fight to ...
Mark - February 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
WTFO - I've never heard it called that, but you're absolutely right.
WTFO - February 8, 2009, 5:43 pm
The supporters of that theory are complete visceral idiots. Laying the blame of 9-11 and other wars on the feet of the Pres and Christianity instead of the psychos who actually committed the atrocities. "Blame America First" mentality helped Obama win.
Mark - February 8, 2009, 3:20 pm
I suppose I love this country enough that I could not and would not believe any of that crap. I'm sure supporters of those conspiracies will say that my brainwashing is complete. If so, I plead guilty as charged and proud of it.
Mark - February 8, 2009, 3:17 pm
WTFO - Thanks a lot. I let that earlier comment about Zeitgeist slide right by. I didn't know what he was talking about and didn't care. But when you mentioned it I had to check it out. That's 2 hours of my life I can't get back. It was pretty scarey.
Elder God Douchebag - February 7, 2009, 10:43 pm
Eh, they've got -some- good stuff. Some being..Two songs, maybe. I just get a kick out of Billy Corgan trying to be taken seriously.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 9:40 pm
That too. Never cared for Smashing Pumpkins myself. To much whining in the lyrics.
Elder God Douchebag - February 7, 2009, 1:42 pm
Hadn't even heard of it until now. All this time I thought Zeitgeist was just a Smashing Pumpkins CD.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 12:23 pm
After some considerable research, I've concluded that if you believe any of that tripe, you must be a completely brainwashed moron.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 12:22 pm
Again and again on this site, (including this comment chain) is see people referencing the zeitgeist movie. Are all you conspiracy nuts completely clueless. Do a search with zeitgeist and facts. The movie is an anonymous attack that has no proof...
LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
I actually like different kinds of cheeses: blue cheese, feta, gruyere...
Elder God Douchebag - February 6, 2009, 6:47 pm
So..Why didn't he see fit to "out the Commies" -before- the Red Scare? That's really what I don't get, I guess.
Mark - February 6, 2009, 5:19 pm
...was engaged in, the FBI could not confirm what McCarthy was saying at the time. This guy truly got a bad rap from history.
Mark - February 6, 2009, 5:17 pm
...been reading, never accused anyone who was later found to not have communist ties. Most of the people he publicly accused were found to have engaged in espionage for the USSR. Because of ongoing FBI investigations and electronic spying that the US...
Mark - February 6, 2009, 5:13 pm
...low back then. But that was set prior to McCarthy ever being elected to the senate. McCarthy didn't black list anyone. That was Hollywood policing itself. McCarthy was trying to "out" commies withing the government and according to what I've...
Mark - February 6, 2009, 5:11 pm
Sean. - Economics was never my strong suit so I'll leave it to you to tell me about Hayek. The little bit I did read revealed that both Ronald Regan and Margaret Thatcher seemed to support his ideas. The threshold for communist tolerence was pretty...
Sean. - February 6, 2009, 4:43 pm
I agree Mark, I was a little vague. I just think the bar on "communist connections" was set a little low duirng that era. P.s. read more/some Hayek -- it'll put hair on yer chest. The Road to Serfdom suddenly seems topical, again. Bye.
Mark - February 6, 2009, 4:20 pm
Fatty - No of course not...just the worst things wrong with this country.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 3:53 pm
Well I hope you don't feel communism and the media are the worst things wrong with this world. zietgeistmovie.com
Mark - February 6, 2009, 3:40 pm
Sean. - Sorry pal...if you're trying to make a point, I'm not getting it I don't know much about Hayek other than he was an economist.
Sean. - February 6, 2009, 3:10 pm
*Friedrich Von Hayek
Sean. - February 6, 2009, 3:09 pm
* also known as "connections"
Sean. - February 6, 2009, 3:09 pm
bar.
Sean. - February 6, 2009, 3:08 pm
In spite of the fact that I have read and enjoyed most of what Ayn Rand has written, and that I learned economics from the works of Ludwig Von Mises, and FreidVon Hayek, I too have "communist connestions": I once read the Communist Manifesto. It was a --
Mark - February 6, 2009, 2:31 pm
...influential positions in the media who had communist sympathies. The media now controls this country. They tell you what to think and how to act.
Mark - February 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
...public wouldn't go to they're movies if they had commie screenwriters, producers, directors, etc. McCarthy, the congress, nor the government ever said Hollywood should do this. McCarthy merely identified people in government positions and...
Mark - February 6, 2009, 2:26 pm
...was the face of the hunt for communist. To my knowledge there was never anyone he accused who was later found not to have communist connections. Hollywood black listed these people because they wanted to make more money. Hollywood feared that the...
Mark - February 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
...degree in soviet espionage against the USA. The hunt for communist in Hollywood began long before McCarthy got into the senate because so many people in Hollywood had influence over what the American public thought...much as it is today. McCarthy...
Mark - February 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Sauce? - That's what most peole think due to what the media and Hollywood Commie sympathizers want you to think. The Venona files were finally declassified by the FBI and proved that 95% of the people McCarthy accused were in fact engaged to some...
Sauce? - February 6, 2009, 1:21 pm
haunts you for the rest of your life?
Sauce? - February 6, 2009, 1:20 pm
I thought the majority of the communist and socialists whom were on the list signed up for one meeting in college and promptly quit. Sometimes when people see people's democracy they may think democrat back in the early days. So one mistake in college...
Mark - February 6, 2009, 12:14 pm
...illegal in this country so no further action was taken by the FBI. The liberal media slanted public opinion against McCarthy and that's what led to his censure by the senate. The people he was "outing" were indeed socialists and/or communists.
Mark - February 6, 2009, 12:11 pm
Fatty - Thanks for checking it out that far. Now take it a step further than Wikipedia. There is new evidence that McCarthy was right on about 95% of his accusations according to recently released FBI files. Being a communist or socialist is not...
Elder God Douchebag - February 6, 2009, 9:50 am
Alrighty, thanks for clearing that up. Suppose that's what I get for falling asleep whenever McCarthyism is treated like a viable belief.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 9:42 am
EGD - It's my understanding some of the names he did release no longer, or never did work for the State Dept. He was never able to prove anything. Wiki: Tydings Committee. I did do a little reading there, Mark.
Culos - February 6, 2009, 9:39 am
That depends, I guess when you're a pis-ant like Timmy or if you're pissed everyday it should go fairly quick...
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 9:37 am
How long does it take to collect 5 gallons of urine?
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 12:20 am
This worthless lump of dog **** is buried at Saint Marys Cemetery in Appleton, Wisconsin, USA, and once a year, a buddy of mine who lives nearby, drives over there to pour 5 gallons of urine all over his grave. McCarthy's earned every drop of it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 5, 2009, 11:04 pm
Now, I'm only going by what I learned way back in high school history, but did he not claim to have a list of 'known Communists' that he refused to show to anyone? Seems..Kinda suspect.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 10:25 pm
Trapper - You are living proof of my point. McCarthy was framed by the media. Agreed...he was an alcoholic but the people he accused were not innocent. They were commies but the liberal media came to their a**istance and screwed over McCarthy.
Trapper - February 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
An alcoholic power hungry lying piece of **** who used his power to accuse innocent people of all types of crimes. Maybe you should look up the definition of HERO.
Fatty - February 5, 2009, 8:57 pm
Perhaps I spoke out of turn, agreed our gov't is full of shady people. Maybe we need more people on the inside calling shenanigans. But to believe the "liberal media" is not in cahoots with those same shady people is dense. One hand washes the other.
Mark - February 5, 2009, 6:11 pm
Read up on him a little bit instead of just believing everything the media has told you. McCarthy was right! It wasn't a "witch hunt." FBI ***es and files that were recently released, proved he was right. The media slandered and the senate censured him.
Fatty - February 5, 2009, 6:03 pm
Boo! Last thing we need is some douche starting another witch hunt.


CAVEMEN - They are coming...




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Greybeard - November 2, 2015, 11:40 pm
Hahaha. It made me laugh also :)
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:46 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle Grey!


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No No -


TAGS: winter word bad politically incorrect wish
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:49 pm
Yeah, that's about ri---- oh that's temp, not I.Q.? Silly me! ^! 1st 2 snow events above 6000 ft elev have occurred in California. It melted. YAAAAWWWWWN!!!!! chuckle, chuckle....
MissPriss - October 6, 2016, 12:47 pm
How snowy white of ya Silvie.
MissPriss - October 6, 2016, 12:44 pm
No it's here 'cern. Snow in the northern part of the province yesterday :~(
concern3 - October 6, 2016, 7:05 am
UP yours, it's almost here
Silverheart - October 5, 2016, 1:54 pm

Don't discriminate against the seasons meteorological orientation


Sausage AND No Sausage -


TAGS: political correctness pandering lifestyle pizza bathroom
Rating: 0/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 4:11 am
Somehow I had a double-submission. One was rejected. This one, I don't know. I replied to the email OKing it and I'll have to wait for an answer. Sorry about all this
premiumgrade - January 16, 2016, 3:59 am
HA HA I've got to check this out, fellas.
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 9:41 pm

For realz. Maybe he'll pop in and 'splain.
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! IgV, too funny! 5l on the remark 92's stuff is usually excellent---I'm bummed! @#$%ing computers!
lgvernon - January 15, 2016, 3:09 pm

He may mean, "In the dark all cats are gray."
mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:02 am
Pizza and bathroom? sausage/no sausage? I'm intrigued---where's the pic? I've been robbed!!!
Greeny - January 15, 2016, 6:51 am
Hmm.. unable to view the poster


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